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Alien + Predator = Forever
Posted by Robert Fure (robert@filmschoolrejects.com) on May 14, 2008
It’s always nice to see old rivals bury the hatchet. I’m pleased to announce that recently released photographs courtesy of London’s Sky News indicate that the venerable Predator and the voracious Alien have finally patched up the differences and are making nice.
The two made individual names for themselves terrorizing humanity before setting their sights on each other and battling through two films, spraying green blood and acid all over the cinema screens. Fans cheered on these gladiators with impressive box office and DVD rental numbers.
But today marks a new day in history for the two species as they move forward as friends, rather than bitter rivals. The Predator will no longer attempt to skin the Alien and hang his head from a wall, nor will the Alien try to face hump and impregnate the Predator, despite how awesome that adventure generally is.
Source: Sky News
On the Side: Just kidding folks. These are some publicity photos from the DVD release of Aliens vs Predator: Requiem in London. Those two crazy kids definitely still want to kill each other.
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6 Comments
May 14th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
did you see this?
http://alienlovespredator.com/?id=1
May 14th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I’m surprised to see a War Hawk such as yourself so enthusiastic about brokered peace. It’s a shock to see the two worlds coming together like this, so I can only assume Dr. Henry Killinger and his mysterious murder bag had something to do with it.
Compromise - diplomacy -love.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
No I hadn’t seen Alien Loves Predator, but it looks sweet. And Cole, it’s all about misdirection. dundundun.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I figured this was a publicity shot. If it were from one of the films, it be so damn dark you couldn’t tell what the heck was going on.
May 15th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I feel that AvP-R was the worst sci-fi film of last year…
Enjoy London.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I’m on record as defending AvP-R as a fun ride and I stand by that. I can’t believe anyone likes AvP better, but apparently some do. Go figure.