When there’s a runaway train loaded up with a half dozen cars of molten phenol, which makes it a missile the size of the Chrysler Building, there’s only one person to call. Scratch that. There’s two people to call: Malcolm X and Captain Kirk.

Only they can save the city of Stanton, Pennsylvania from being decimated by anything the size of the Chrysler Building. Grab your engineer’s hat, pull the air horn and knock back a few beers (after all, a train’s on rails, so it’s not really driving). Enjoy a drinking game that is really unstoppable. (Yeah, we went there.)

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t let Ethan Suplee drive any more trains.

TAKE A DRINK WHEN…

• A train whistle blows
• Someone talks on a phone
• A train crashes into something
• Someone talks to, yells at or cheers at a TV

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

• 777
• A whip-pan
• A news broadcast
• A location subtitle

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

• “train”
• “derail”
• “brakes”
• A swear word

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

• Connie says “A missile the size of the Chrysler Building!”

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