Weekly DVD Drinking Game: Ninja Assassin
Drinking Games By Kevin Carr on March 17, 2010 | (2) Comments
With the success of the Matrix movies and V for Vendetta, James McTeigue has now brought an onslaught of CGI blood and mayhem to the ninja genre with Ninja Assassin. Starring pop star Rain as an often-shirtless ninja assassin, this movie has the most self-explanatory title since A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell. You may or may not have liked it in the theaters, but this game will definitely make you happier while you watch it.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t piss off the ninja.
TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone is killed
Someone screams
There’s a flashback
Someone fires a gun
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Ninjas
CGI blood
Non-CGI blood (2 drinks)
Rain without his shirt on
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“ninja”
A swear word
A character’s name
Something in Japanese
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
The final badass ninja showdown begins
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