Weekly DVD Drinking Game: Conan the Barbarian
Drinking Games By Kevin Carr on August 3, 2011 | (4) Comments
Yeah, I know Conan the Barbarian isn’t exactly a new movie, but were you expecting a drinking game for Rio or Soul Surfer? You see, in preparation for the release of the Conan the Barbarian remake, Universal has released the original film and its sequel on Blu-ray.
While the original is an 80s cinema classic, if you plan on watching the sequel, we suggest playing this game with both films. That way, when it comes time to watch Conan the Destroyer, it’ll be a much better movie.
And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
- Someone is killed
- The narrator starts narrating
- A minute of screen time passes with no dialogue
- Arnold goes, “Arrrgghhhhllllrrrghhh!”
TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
- Fire
- A snake
- Boobies!
- Demons or spirits
TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
- “steel”
- “Cron”
- “snake”
- “Conan”
CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…
- Conan bangs a demon
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