Movies teach us many lessons, but perhaps the most important one is that, if you’re a young college woman, don’t waste your time off from school by researching witchcraft in New England.

Christopher Lee (who else?) leads this exercise in terror as this particular blonde young college woman (Nan Barlow) stumbles upon a hotel where the inhabitants are over 300 years old and live off the blood of humans. Just like her!

None of them sparkle.

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