Comments on: This Week’s Worst Movie Ever: Terror Toons

By: Nick DeNife

Nick DeNife — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:37:35 +0000

GuiltyTrace,

I was forced to watch a 6 hour clip from BLOODZ VS WOLVEZ one night at a friend's house it was, without a doubt, one of the most cheap, lame, badly shot, stupid piles of excrement that I've seen since ABE'S TOMB. The clip I saw was where the Bloodz were getting ready to receive the Wolvez in their tony penthouse apartment (which was strangely barren of furniture but was explained away by the lady of the house saying she didn't want those horrible werewolvez staining her couch – Look, if you don't have enough money to furnish the empty apartment you found, shoot the damn scene somewhere else or at the very least supply kitty litter) and I managed to gag down about maybe five minutes of that shit before begging my host to blind and deafen me.

By: Nick DeNife

Nick DeNife — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:37:00 +0000

GuiltyTrace,

By: GuiltyTrace

GuiltyTrace — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:39:14 +0000

You want a movie with an awesome premise? "Bloodz vs. Wolvez." Urban thugs who are actually (gasp!) vampires and werewolves. The vampires are stuck-up and the werewolves are pissed and demand free housing. …I am not shitting you.

By: GuiltyTrace

GuiltyTrace — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:39:00 +0000

By: PaulSileo

PaulSileo — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:00:59 +0000

I am intrigued.

By: PaulSileo

PaulSileo — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:00:00 +0000

I am intrigued.

By: JLTucker

JLTucker — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:57:02 +0000

Terror Toons 3 will be coming out soon, so watch out.

By: Kangaroo Be Stoned

Kangaroo Be Stoned — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:57:00 +0000

Terror Toons 3 will be coming out soon, so watch out.

By: Adam_Since_1986

Adam_Since_1986 — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:50:07 +0000

Voyeur.com!! Terrible movie.

By: Adam_Since_1986

Adam_Since_1986 — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:50:00 +0000

Voyeur.com!! Terrible movie.

By: Tony Ricci

Tony Ricci — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:08:27 +0000

I unfortunately own this movie, in my defense I love horribly filmed movies and I take great joy in forcing my friends to sit and watch. Not to mention buying was cheaper than renting. I still have not brought myself to track down a copy of the sequel and see how it all plays out.

By: Tony Ricci

Tony Ricci — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:08:00 +0000

By: D. Desmond

D. Desmond — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:05:50 +0000

I'm so glad you reviewed this. I saw this a few years ago; a filmmaking friend of mine had procured a copy from someone who knows the filmmakers. I was so incredibly offended at the complete lack of talent evident throughout the "film" that I was compelled to go and write a scathing, venomous review on IMDb. Which was removed for unknown reasons…it probably had to with me calling the director and writer out as no-talent hacks who should strongly consider going into another profession. Frankly, I just don't know how something like this comes to the light of day without anyone stopping and saying, "Wait a minute, guys, this sucks." Furthermore, I don't know how anyone could possibly enjoy it.

Thanks for talking about this. I now know I am not alone.

By: D. Desmond

D. Desmond — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:05:00 +0000

Thanks for talking about this. I now know I am not alone.