1. Little Cathy Brener’s 11th birthday in The Birds

It’s gonna be hard to convince little Cathy that God doesn’t hate her after her precious birthday party is crashed by a bunch of angry birds. Look at them all! Why do they hate her balloons so much?

And what’s worse is that the party didn’t look like much fun to begin with; there are only a handful of guests and the adults are unenthusiastic at best. Nothing like having your birthday cake brought out by a frowning old woman. It’s not even sunny outside! What a terrible celebration to start with! Then… birds. Just a bunch of asshole birds start attacking you for no good reason.

At least Cathy can rest assured that while her birthday party sucked, it’s actually not the worst thing that’s going to happen in the coming days.