Why Watch? In a world populated by terrifying horror movie monsters, you’ve got to organize who gets to kill on what nights, right?

This short from Mark Blitch had me at the male porn star’s giggle and just kept the laughs coming. It admittedly gets into weird territory for the action, but, hey, why the hell not? This is what happens when horror gets interrupted by red tape, and the ridiculous results speak for themselves.

What does it cost? Just 5 minutes of your time.

Trust us. You have time for more short films.