There are two reasons why these are officially cool. The first is that they’re done really well – evoking that Saturday Morning Cartoon style that almost has me believing that J.J. Abrams and company plan on taking the island and its mysteries to children eating Super Sugar O’s. Think about it: kids love sexual tension and gut shots.

Secondly, the artist’s name is Michael Myers. Since there’s no way two people can have the same name (I checked), I have to assume that this artist has a particular knife to grind with Laurie Strode and should probably look into a lawsuit against Rob Zombie for rape.

I’ve included the cartoon versions of Desmond, The Smoke Monster and Mr. Eko, but you should really head over the Myers’s site to see the full cast. These things would look great on a shirt:

Don’t tell me The Smoke Monster isn’t the Slimer of the bunch.