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“If the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the Earth survives.” So says Keanu, aka Klaatu, in the big-budget remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still. This may not be a reason to celebrate, but it gives us some good reasons to drink: 1) We die no matter what, so throw caution to the wind, 2) Aliens just may drop from the sky and destroy us all, and 3) Keanu Reeves still has an acting career.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t put the fate of the human race in Keanu’s hands.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone bleeds
A weapon is fired
Something explodes
Someone touches a video screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Gort
A sphere
An aerial shot
A helicopter (2 drinks if it’s a CGI helicopter)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“alien”
“Earth”
“Klaatu”
“die,” “dies,” “dying” or “death”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Keanu touches a sphere