Greetings Reject Nation! I just got this email in the mailbox (which is really odd, I know) touting a national contest looking for singers and dancers and shilling for the movie Fame. Somehow, that film has managed to get some really solid coverage on this site – either it’s a fluke or Neil has a secret love of leg warmers.

Of course I’ll be assuming the latter.

And now you can too, by helping us force him to submit a video to the competition. All you have to do is leave a comment and tell us if he should:

• Videotape himself busting out an awesome sans-instrument version of the Fame theme song;
• Dance is heart out like no one’s watching even though there will be people watching and a camera saving it for posterity;
• All of the above. Or both of the above

If we get 30 comments or more, FSR’s Dance-Instructor-in-Chief Neil Miller will submit himself for the contest. If we don’t get that many comments, I’ll have to videotape him without his knowledge and submit it for him.

Be the change you want to be in the world. We can do this if we all stand together. I mean, it’s not like American Idol or anything.

Oh, and if you want more information for yourself (if Neil loses because of you, I promise we will hunt you down), check out the Fame Contest Website.

Neil’s gonna live forever!