Comments on: Holy Crap: Win a Clive Barker-Autographed DVD Copy of ‘Midnight Meat Train’

By: Killian Blount

Killian Blount — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:20:24 +0000

Who needs a dumping spot when you can just eat the bodies? Of course you'd need to be somewhat picky in who you kill (Better Meat) and when you kill (Takes a while to eat a human corpse). Trust me, I would know…

By: Killian Blount

Killian Blount — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:20:00 +0000

By: Todd

Todd — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:50:11 +0000

I would slice the body up into think slices and eat them with a side of favre beans

By: Todd

Todd — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 03:50:00 +0000

I would slice the body up into think slices and eat them with a side of favre beans

By: Mark W

Mark W — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:38:06 +0000

i would pull a "Dexter" on them, except burn them in an incenerator rather than dump them in the water…..

By: Mark W

Mark W — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:38:00 +0000

i would pull a "Dexter" on them, except burn them in an incenerator rather than dump them in the water…..

By: Jamielee Kimball

Jamielee Kimball — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:03:55 +0000

On a farm, and feed the evidence to the pigs…they can eat every human body part…

By: Jamielee Kimball

Jamielee Kimball — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:03:00 +0000

On a farm, and feed the evidence to the pigs…they can eat every human body part…

By: Lee

Lee — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:51:22 +0000

I'd lure them to my ice fishing hut on a frozen lake near Stephen King's house in upstate, or is it down east, Maine. After killing them, I would let the body freeze to make it easier and less messy, to cut up. As I cut up the body, I would drop each piece through the ice fishing hole inside my hut. The perfect plan, perfect I tell you… HAHAHA

By: Lee

Lee — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 23:51:00 +0000

By: Melanie

Melanie — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:42:48 +0000

I would definitely do it on a boat out on the ocean in shark infested water..

By: Melanie

Melanie — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:42:00 +0000

I would definitely do it on a boat out on the ocean in shark infested water..

By: Emory Brooks

Emory Brooks — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:03:50 +0000

Working at a hotel, chop of the bodies in the bathroom tub, be sure to wear cleaning crew clothes just like painters use. Afterwards take the body parts and the dirty cleaning items (of course be sure to triple bag the items in black bags – and use one bag per limb) and throw them into the trash compacter. At this point the bathroom should be fairly clean because you picked everything up and washed the area with bleach, have housekeeping clean the rest of the room and be ready for the next kill. *Reasons for bagging limbs in different bags because if you were ever caught the law wouldnt be able to get you for murder because there is not a full body—but the truth is that no one would ever catch you because the plan is too perfect*

By: Emory Brooks

Emory Brooks — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 21:03:00 +0000

By: margie

margie — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:50:58 +0000

if i ever murdered anyone, i would chop their bodies into small pieces, and tie each piece high into a tree with wire in the middle of nowhere.

By: margie

margie — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:50:00 +0000

if i ever murdered anyone, i would chop their bodies into small pieces, and tie each piece high into a tree with wire in the middle of nowhere.

By: Jon

Jon — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:47:29 +0000

There's no better place than dollar-day at the zoo. It's cheap, there's no one around, and you can feed the pieces to the innocent chimps, increasing their desire for human flesh!

By: Jon

Jon — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:47:00 +0000

There's no better place than dollar-day at the zoo. It's cheap, there's no one around, and you can feed the pieces to the innocent chimps, increasing their desire for human flesh!

By: Sandy M

Sandy M — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:29:25 +0000

At the zoo. Drag them into a broom closet until after closing. Chop 'em up and feed 'em to the tigers.

By: Sandy M

Sandy M — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:29:00 +0000

At the zoo. Drag them into a broom closet until after closing. Chop 'em up and feed 'em to the tigers.