Holy Crap: Win a Clive Barker-Autographed DVD Copy of ‘Midnight Meat Train’

Posted by Dr. Cole Abaius (cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com) on February 19, 2009

Win Clive Barker's Signature on DVD!

It seems like it’s been forever since we’ve done a contest. Probably because it’s been a whole week, but this one is a big one (at least in our eyes). You can always tell when a prize is worthwhile because all the Reject writers attempt to make valid arguments as to why we should scrap the contest and keep the goods for ourselves. While we never do that (except to send any and all Barbie Movie promotional materials straight to Robert Fure’s house) we wish we could. For stuff like this, oh man, we wish we could.

Still, it’s even more thrilling to give you guys a chance to win something this cool.

We’ve partnered up with FEARnet to bring you this awesome prize, and if you head over to their site, you can check out some incredible videos, interviews with the cast, and an exclusive FEARnet clip for Midnight Meat Train. If you enjoy wetting yourself in horror or just dig checking things out from behind the scenes, we highly recommend it.

One (1) Lucky Winner will receive an autographed DVD of Midnight Meat Train signed by Clive Barker himself as well as a Poster for the film of the same name! I have it on good authority that the signature is made from the highest grade ink available and that the poster was made from the screams of the innocent. And paper, I think.

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The second is that you must answer a question in the comments section at the bottom of the page. But before I get to that, I have a few more rules: You must be a legal resident of the United States or Canada in order to win, you must enter prior to February 24th. And now, the question:

Where would you murder people and chop up their corpses? Subway is the only answer out of bounds.


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  • Chris
    Would it be okay to chop up the people into little tiny pieces at home, and spread the pieces on the highway as you drive cross country, so the evidence gets destroyed?

    Sad thing is, that was an idea my dad came up with if he ever were to kill my mom. I dunno wether to be proud my father has a contingency plan in case of divorce, or frightened that he has a contingency plan in case of divorce.
  • gnar
    Isolated cabin in the woods. When you are done, toss the "scraps" outside and let the animals take care of the evidence.
  • Grant
    In the arctic and spread his body parts around the snow.
  • J_Seed
    i would set up a fake snuff movie poster in an old movie theater and accept people who are interested. When they come in, I'd slice them up with some piano strings I had set up while the film starts up. If I wanted to torture them before, I would probably set up the movie theater with them. imagine 2000 steel wires installed in each room pulled at once, to kill them all.
  • Rick
    At work. I'd have to murder that one customer that is an absolute moron and completely rude. I'd chop them up and leave them in front of my manager as I walk out.
  • Chris
    Provided that I had a way of transporting a body, I could theoretically murder anyone, anywhere. As far as disposing the bodies, I'd definitely use some kind of large meat grinder. If you've ever seen the Deadliest Catch on the Discovery Channel, then you know how the deckhands grind up fish to bait crab. I'd take my victims out to sea, cut 'em up, grind them in the bait grinder, and dump them... or go fishing...

    Dang, I could buy a big-ass boat outfitted with a harpoon and fish for great white sharks or something.
    Now that would be badass.
  • ellen cunningham
    I'd do it in the meat room of the grocery store down the street. I'd sell it real cheap. It would really help out the economy.
  • greg
    barker rules, i love everything he produces and writes
  • Lyndsey H
    Basement of this retirement home I sometimes work at. It's creepy as hell down there, the staff is scared of it and everyone thinks it's haunted. It's totally horror movie worthy!
  • At a junkyard. Put their body in the trunk of a car and have the car shredded.
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