This year, Film School Rejects is teaming up with the best movie sites on the planet (and one from Jupiter) to give you the best possible guide of complete knowledge regarding the maelstrom of media known as South By Southwest.

There are a ton of movies, events, and parties to go to. There’s also down time to spend, great food to eat, and the city of Austin to explore.

Get ready to cram all the useful knowledge you’ll need right into brain:

• The folks over at Cinematical created Everything You Need To Know About the Movie Theaters
• Gordon and the Whale has your stomach covered with their Guide to the Good Eatin’ at SXSW
• The Team at JoBlo’s Movie Emporium keep you up late with movies with After Midnight: Your Guide to The Best Late Night Screenings at SXSW
• There’s a lot to talk about, so UGO gets in-depth and suggests The Must-See Panels of SXSW 2011
• Bad Ass Digest gets you out of the theater and into the drunken mix with their Guide to the Nightlife
• Those geeks at Aint It Cool offer the Geektastic Austin Hot Spots to Hit While at SXSW

And then of course, there’s us – giving you a quick and dirty (yet surprisingly professional) flowchart on how to choose a movie (that plumps when you cook click it):

What more could you ask for?

Really?

You would ask for that.