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When Matt Damon led the U.S. Army into Iraq, it’s no wonder he couldn’t find any WMDs… because he’s Myaaaattt Dyaaaaahmuuuuhn. It was enough to drive him to drink. This is the real reason why Paul Greengrass made the film Green Zone: a way for his sweaty, hunky soldier to relax.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t lie to Matt Damon.

For the less experienced drinkers out there, here’s a softer version that is less likely to put you in a coma.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Someone gets shot

Someone bursts through a door

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

A helicopter

An explosion

A title on the screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“WMD”

“Magellan”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

Magellan is revealed

And for you folks who have a really high tolerance, here’s the put-you-in-a-coma edition of the Green Zone Drinking Game.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Someone yells

Someone gets shot

Someone talks over a radio

Someone bursts through a door

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

A helicopter

An explosion

An American flag

A title on the screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“WMD”

“weapon”

“Magellan”

A swear word

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHEN…

Someone says the name of the movie

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