I don’t want to pussyfoot around the idea that Sex and the City 2 is marketed to a specific demographic of women because it is. Plain and simple. Even the advertising could tell you that.

I also won’t hedge around the fact that the movie has been getting generally awful reviews and is being called “unnecessary” by respected critics.

Thus, with that in mind I ask:

• What will you demand if someone you love demands you see it with him/her?

There are really several options that all fall into similar categories.

1. Being incredibly sweet and seeing it without expectation of recourse.
2. Being averagely sweet and demanding a foot rub.
3. Being unfeeling and demanding that your loved one built a statue of you in your honor.

I would go for the statue because I’m an egotist, but my fiance doesn’t want to drag me to it anyway. My job does.

What would you demand?