What happens when I am left to fend for myself for a week’s worth of Daily Diversions, sans reader submissions? I post three consecutive videos from Funny or Die. I know that it may also have something to do with the FoD team being off their rockers as of late, but I would much rather attribute it to community abandonment. You should all feel bad for failing to send me your Daily Diversion ideas. Luckily I have this video that might cheer you up — its a faux trailer for a horror movie called Gobstopper (not to be confused with the Rose McGowan led murder comedy Jawbreaker). It stars Christopher Lloyd (or Doc Brown, as he’s known to his friends) as a bizarro Willy Wonka, hell bent on sucking teenagers into his factory where he handily murders them. Spoiler alert: there is a secret ingredient, and it isn’t the same as it was in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

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