To mark the release of Saw 3D, the first film in the franchise to be presented in three dimensions, we’ve decided to give away a prize pack that’s also in three dimensions.

The prize pack in question includes:

• (1) Soundtrack/Digital Download Card
• (1) T-shirt
• (1) Final Theatrical Poster
• (5) Lollipops (no kidding)
• (2) Bracelets (the opposite of Livestrong)
• (1) video game

All you have to do, dear reader, is come up with a caption for the photo below. Be creative, and we’ll pick a winner at random from our favorites.

Also, feel free to chain yourself to a rusty, feces-covered bathtub while you ponder your answer.

Give us a caption by Thursday October 28th, and you might win.

Now, here’s a bunch of stuff we’re legally obligated to include:

Lionsgate & Twisted pictures are extremely excited to announce that Thursday, October 28 will be an EPIC nationwide SAW FAN APPRECIATION NIGHT! As a thank you to the loyal SAW fanbase through the series, theaters will be offering a ‘Limited Edition’ pair  of SAW RealD – 3D glasses as a gift with purchase for the Thursday night shows – while supplies last. The fans that attend the 8pm, 10pm, and midnight shows will get the bragging rights of glasses that say “I SAW IT FIRST 10.28.10.”

SAW fans can purchase tickets to the SAW FAN APPRECIATION NIGHT screenings through your local theaters.

Now get crackin’.