Every day, come rain or shine or internet tubes breaking, Film School Rejects showcases a trailer from the past.

You know what would sell the hell out of a movie? Alfred Hitchcock giving a nature documentary presentation about the nobility and history of our winged friends, and their relationship to human beings.

Through dry positivity, it seems clear which side Hitchcock comes down on. We use them for hats, we kill them into extinction, we eat them and their unborn young.

No wonder they hate Tippi Hedron.

Check out the trailer for yourself:

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