31 Days of Horror: John Carpenter’s The Thing

Posted by Robert Fure (robert@filmschoolrejects.com) on October 9, 2008

31 Days of Horror

The Thing (1982)

Synopsis: An alien being capable of perfectly imitating its hosts infiltrates a remote arctic research station and slowly turns the men against each other.  Without knowing who they can trust, the dwindling survivors have to figure out a way to survive the harsh arctic conditions and stop the being from spreading and possibly taking over the world.

Killer Scene: The creature, imitating Norris, uses a multi-fanged, mutant jaw in its ribcage to bite off the Doc’s hands before it’s soon to be severed head falls to the ground, sprouts crab-like legs, and scuttles across the floor and deeper into the station.

KILLSHEET

Violence: While violence may not be the best term for it, there are plenty of gross and disgusting moments.  Hands are bitten off, a head is severed, tendrils erupt out of bodies, and there’s a gunshot to the face, among other things and other creepy monster moments.

Sex: Total brodeo on all counts as there isn’t a single female in the entire film.  This is one of this films that, thankfully, is so utterly engaging and fantastic, you don’t even think about boobs the entire time.

Scares: John Carpenter weaves a tight and tense thriller that keeps you guessing until the end.  The creature designs are frightening and the possibility of any character, at any time, suddenly revealing themselves to be the alien being, you’re on the edge of your seat the whole time.

Final Thoughts: Beyond horror, The Thing is just one of my favorite movies of all times, period.  Well acted with a wide variety of talent and great characters and punctuated with still relevant and groundbreaking practical effects, this arctic horrorfest will chill your bones.  This film is highly recommended.

What’s your favorite scene of The Thing?


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  • David G
    I like the part when one guy goes into the kennel to check on the dogs and is suddenly attacked by one that has mutated. This is def a gross and disgusting movie that crawls up your skin throughout. Good choice.
  • Alericc
    The Surprise when Doc was trying to shock Norris back to life and his stomach splits into a mouth and bites Doc's arms off.
  • big K
    The scene where MacReady (Kurt Russell aka "The Only Baddest Muthafu*ka Who Is Not Samuel L. Jackson") is testing the blood of the other men who are tied up and one of them turns out to be The Thing. That has to be the most genuine display of terror I have ever seen on film.

    The best part: when the Army guy starts off speaking calmly and then explodes with: "I don't want to spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FU*KING COUCH!!!"
  • big K
    Also alot of credit has to go to the ensemble cast of some of the best character actors ever, specifically Wilford Brimley and Keith David (aka "The Baddest Muthafu*ka when Kurt Russell and Samuel L. Jackson Have Scheduling Conflicts for Baddest Muthafu*ka Appearances").
  • In my opinion, John Carpenter's finest film. Not only a great story, great gross-outs, but a pervasive atmosphere of terror that permeates from the credits to the end. I'm with you Robert. I love this film and don't think it's received nearly the recognition it deserves as a horror classic.
  • Easily Carpenter's best film, and like Fure says, one of the best movies period.

    And I'm with Big K... the scene where they're tied to the couch trying to find who's no longer human... tense, scary, and suspenseful.

    What happened to John Carpenter?
  • big K
    "What happened to John Carpenter?"

    I've been asking that since "Escape From L.A.".

    I had a friend who used to say "He thought the world was flat, so he fell off."
  • Nate
    I don't like many horror movies, but this is a really good one.
  • greatest... horror... movie... ever.
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