Movie Drinking Games: Star Wars – The Clone Wars

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 15, 2008

Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano contemplate playing a drinking game

With the release of the new Star Wars film, ala CGI television cartoon, fanboys and the like are all up-in-arms. They need something to calm them down. We suggest a drink. While Anakin Skywalker and his young Padawan apprentice are saving the stinky Hutt baby, knock a few back and enjoy the newest installment in the Star Wars universe like you’re in a cantina.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t piss off the Hutts.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
The location changes to a different planet
A Battle Droid does something meant to be funny
Someone speaks in a language other than Basic (aka English)
Anakin or Ahsoka Tano calls someone (or some thing) by a nick name

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
An explosion
Stinky the Hutt
A lightsaber igniting
A Dark Lord of the Sith

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Jedi”
“Hutt”
“master”
“Padawan”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Eric Cartman shows up dressed as a Hutt


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  • please stop this thread. these drinking game things are sooooo dumb
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