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So, you’ve dragged your wife or girlfriend with you to see everything from The Dark Knight to Step Brothers. This weekend, she has her revenge by taking you to see Nights in Rodanthe. There is only one thing that can help you through this crisis… sweet, sweet booze.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t get cosmetic surgery on your face when you’re so freakin’ old it won’t change anything.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone cries
There’s kissing
Someone throws a can of food
Someone opens or closes a door, window or shutter

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A flashback
Storm clouds
A flash of lightning
A wide shot of the house

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“doctor”
“hurricane”
“Rodanthe”
someone’s name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
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