Movie Drinking Games: Disaster Movie

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on August 29, 2008

Amy Winehouse takes a drink in Disaster Movie

After the horrors that were Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans, I can’t imagine anyone would willingly sit through Disaster Movie while sober. So, as a public service, here’s a way to watch this film and not have it be a total waste of your time.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t make any more of these movies, Friedberg and Seltzer!

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
A joke goes on too long
Someone is crushed by something
A new pop culture item is referenced
There’s an explosion on or off screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A pregnant belly
Kim Kardashian’s cleavage
The same actor in a different part
Bad special effects or a bad make-up job

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS (or sings)…
“skull”
“dating”
Any character’s name
A witty Juno-esque quip

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
A character chugs something


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  • Let me submit my own drinking game:
    1. Consider purchasing tickets.
    2. Drink yourself to death because you obviously have nothing left to live for.
    3. Victory.
  • I want to watch the movie with you, Fure, 'cause it would be awesome to watch you go into an epileptic fit of rage
  • HempKnight757
    Just drink some poison so the pain in your eyes & brain doesn't last the whole movie or possibly scar you for life instead your just dead which in turn some could almost consider dying better than watching that garb of film.
  • doctorwho904
    man i wouldn't see that movie even if they would let me in for free ! this genre had worn it self out after scary movie 2
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