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What’s worse than coming home to find your child missing? What’s worse than watching two-and-a-half hours of Angelina Jolie screaming “I want my son!”? They say that you can drink to forget, so let’s start drinking to forget Angelina Jolie’s many, many Oscar clips from Changeling.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t talk to strangers.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone cries
Angelina Jolie talks on the phone
Angelina Jolie insists the kid is not her son
Ex-covert agent Michael Westen belittles Angelina Jolie

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
An axe
A photo
A police uniform
A title or date on the screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“son”
“LAPD”
“Collins”
“Walter” or “Christine”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Angelina Jolie gets hosed down