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Do you want to see prehistoric monsters kick the shit out of cavemen on screen? Do you want to see this stuff while you’re drunk? With the help of Roland Emmerich and Film School Rejects, here is your chance. Line up the beer and get ready for an ancient dose of drunkenness for the latest prehistoric epic.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and remember to get the hell out of the way of a stampeding mammoth.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone is killed
Someone doesn’t speak English
A mammoth roars or a dino-ostrich screeches
You are reminded of another movie, like “Apocalypto,” “Pathfinder” or “Quest for Fire”

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
The crazy old woman
A slow-motion shot
A obviously computer-generated background
A new prehistoric monster

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“blue”
“spear”
“mammoth”
“D’Leh” or “Evolet” (that’s the main characters’ names, folks)

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
The mammoths stampede