I about fell off my chair when I heard that John C. Reilly was nominated for a Golden Globe for his performance in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. It made me take a drink to settle down.

Then I saw the movie and realized this was the perfect movie for drinking. In fact, it was one of the few movies that I wish I had come to drunk. So, to help all of you out, I thought I’d lay down some rules to have more fun in the movie.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t accidentally chop someone in half.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER…
There’s a celebrity cameo
A sink bites the dust
Someone drinks or takes drugs
Someone sings

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Someone naked
A new hairstyle on a character
A montage
One of Dewey Cox’s kids

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS (OR SINGS)
“walk” or “hard”
“Dewey” or “Cox”
“music”
“machete”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone is cut in half