Drinking Games: The Golden Compass

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on December 7, 2007

The mumbo-jumbo religious controversy surrounding the new film The Golden Compass is bugging me. Who cares about the cool-ass CGI polar bears or the slinky dresses that Nicole Kidman wears when you can debate whether God gets killed in the third book.

Sheesh! It’s enough to drive you to drink!

So why don’t you? Knock a few back with us while watching The Golden Compass, and you just might want to take on the Catholic church all by yourself when you’re done.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t go up against a polar bear (or a Sicilian) when death is on the line.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER…
Narration is used
A daemon changes form
Lyra uses the golden compass
A polar bear roars
Someone dies in a burst of “dust”

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
The golden compass
A cool vehicle or ship
A crackle of electricity

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“dust”
“daemon”
“Magisterium”
“north”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone’s jaw is ripped off


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