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Only two weeks have passed, and now it’s time for another vigilante movie. However, instead of watching Kevin Bacon shave his head into a rooster-cut, we get to watch Jodie Foster shoot ‘em up in the latest film from Neil Jordan.

Seeing Foster emote on-screen for more than two hours goes down better with booze, I like to say. So knock back a couple while this year’s sexiest vigilante knocks back a few punks.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and pray that Jodie Foster is a woman through the whole film.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Jodie Foster uses a tape recorder
The camera angle tilts
There is narration
Jodie Foster cries
Terrence Howard’s partner makes a witty remark

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A gun
A cell phone
A flashback
A dead body

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“Erica”
“Bane”
“city”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Jodie Foster resorts to a crappy action film one-liner