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Yes, it’s another week of torture porn in the movie theaters. We’ll see if the Saw franchise can do better than the Hostel or Hills Have Eyes franchises did earlier in the year. But just because some people like to watch torture and murder doesn’t mean everyone’s cool with it.

To soften the movie for some of the weaker-willed viewers, here’s a drinking game that will get them laughing and clapping at scenes featuring rapists being ripped apart limb from limb.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and if Jigsaw asks you to play a game, you better do what he says.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER…
There’s a flashback
The camera moves in a flashy MTV style
Someone dies
A character shows up (dead or alive) from a previous film

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Blood
One of Jigsaw’s devices
Billy the Puppet
Photos of someone

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“jigsaw”
“game”
“detective”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
They reveal the big surprise