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Well, I took a bullet for the team and saw In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. And I really doubt that anyone else is going to see it besides me and the six others in the theater today. But… just in case, you best take some booze along with you to numb the world of Uwe Boll.

This drinking game is the closest to a public service as I get because no one should really see this movie without a bottle in their hand.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and please, don’t ever see an Uwe Boll movie again without being drunk.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone speaks in a bad British accent
The weather abruptly changes
An actor looks pained while delivering bad dialogue
The film cuts to a battle sequence

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Someone fall down
Cleavage, but no nudie boobies
Ray Liotta grin
Someone from another Uwe Boll movie

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“king”
“magic,” “magi” or “magum”
“farmer”
“Gallian”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Something actually makes sense.