Drinking Games: Hitman

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on November 22, 2007

It’s not a complicated movie, so this isn’t a complicated game. Play this game while watching Hitman, and you’ll be surprised how Timothy Olyphant as the most conspicuous hitman in the world actually becomes believable.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t try anything you see in this movie at home.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
A gun is fired
Someone dies
Ave Maria is played
Timothy Olyphant walks like he has a billy club stuck up his ass

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A bald head
A barcode
A flashback

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“47”
“Belicoff”
“fuck”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Olga gets naked

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