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Let’s face it… all of these horror movie remakes are enough to drive someone to drink. And if you’ve heard anything about Rob Zombie’s “reimagining” of the John Carpenter classic Halloween, you might be ready to start drinking.

We’re here to help. If you’re going to see Halloween, you best do it with a little help from old man liquor. It will help numb the pain.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t dress up in a painted William Shatner mask and kill people.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone puts a mask on or takes a mask off
Someone screams
Someone gets killed

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Nipples
Blood
Halloween decorations

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“Michael” or “Mikey”
“Meyers”
“Laurie”
“boogeyman”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Someone dies that you actually care about