Drinking Games: Beowulf

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on November 16, 2007

This weekend, Robert Zemeckis has taken his Polar Express technology to the realm of ancient literature. His film Beowulf has become one of the slickest CGI movies ever made… and in 3D, no less.

We hear that 3D glasses give some people headaches. So, in order to dull the pain, we offer the Beowulf drinking game. Toast a glass of mead (or Coors Light, for all we care) with the Danish warriors.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t have sex with any water demons.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone drinks
Someone dies
Someone draws a sword
Unferth (John Malcovich) hits his slave

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Someone’s butt
Something conveniently hiding someone’s naughty bits
The golden drinking horn
Grendel’s mother’s reflection

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“Beowulf”
“Grendel”
“mead”
“demon”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Beowulf gets lucky

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