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Talk about the need for beer goggles…

Well, it’s Halloween, and there are scant few horror films in the theaters. However, films like Things We Lost in the Fire and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford are scarier than anything else on the screen because they’re bore you to death. We can’t help you with boredom from Oscar bait, but we can help ease the pain from Alaskan vampires.

Check out 30 Days of Night with a drink in hand, and it should warm you up for the impending winter… and it might make the vampires less scary.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and watch out for the bloodsuckers.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
A human is killed
A vampire is killed
A vampire talks in a foreign language
A vampire screeches
The story jumps ahead several days

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Blood on the snow
A head wound
Fire
An explosion

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS
“vampire”
“Stella”
“Barrow”
“brother”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
A vampire is exposed to sunlight