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Win the Magical Gift of Wisdom from The Love Guru!
Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 16, 2008

If there is one thing we absolutely love to do, it is hook up our readers with fancy free stuff, as bribery for coming back and reading our site. If anything, we are spending money (on shipping) to help keep the lights turned on at FSR HQ (because all we can afford is internet access and lights — eventually we will move on to food, water and other necessities).
Anyway, if there is one movie coming out this week that we have been unable to avoid, it is the upcoming Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru. For one, the main character The Guru Pitka has been stalking me for months now, leaving messages on my voicemail about his Karma — he has also had his fellow castmembers, including Jessica Alba, come to my home and try to convince me to see The Love Guru when it hits theaters on June 20. Alright, so that part wasn’t so bad — she is very convincing, even whilst pregnant.
I tell you all of that to tell you this — all of the “convincing” has really paid off, as I am now eagerly anticipating the arrival of The Love Guru. I am more curious than anything else — this could really go either way. But in the mean time, I have a really cool giveaway to share with all of you. The Guru Pitka’s people have sent over 5 of these very rare and very special Magic 8-Balls. They are sculpted in the likeness of Pitka himself and, I am told, infused with all of his mystical wisdom.
All you need to do in order to possibly win one of these sweet fortune-telling Mike Myers lookalikes is to (a) be a subscriber of our daily email updates, powered by Feedburner. It is the one daily email to rule them all — all the best of the Rejects right in your inbox. No spam, no selling of your information, just the best movie news from all of the best writers on the web, every single day. If you aren’t already a subscriber, you can do so via the form below:
Part (b) is that you must answer a question. But before I get to that, I have a few more rules: You must be a legal resident of the United States or Canada in order to win, you must enter prior to Saturday, June 21 and you must be awesome — which all of our readers are, so that should be the easy part.
For more on The Love Guru, be sure to visit the film’s official website. Also, be sure to stay tuned later in the week as we will have plenty more Love Guru goodness to share with you.
And now, on to your question. Just drop your answer in the comment area below:
If you could ask the Guru Pitka one question, what would it be?
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112 Comments
June 16th, 2008 at 3:04 am
Hmmmmm… I don’t see where the “magic 8-ball” will give it’s answer. Usually there’s a little window.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:07 am
That’s a secret, Kevin… People will just have to enter, win and receive their prize in order to
find out…
June 16th, 2008 at 10:03 am
How do reality shows stay on tv?
June 16th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Does that metal chastity belt chafe?
June 16th, 2008 at 10:51 am
How does one become a love guru?
June 16th, 2008 at 11:21 am
How can I stop asking Gurus questions?
June 16th, 2008 at 11:50 am
How do people win free stuff?
June 16th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Will I ever get married.
June 16th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
If I could ask Guru Pitka one question, it would be…
“In a world full of manly motorcycle enthusiasts and horse riders, what is the true reason for assless chaps? Thank you and Miriska Hargitay, Guru Pitka.”
June 16th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
In retrospect going to India to become a Guru was it a good or bad idea, what does your motorized rug run on, and where can I get one?
June 16th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
What is Love ? Baby don’t hurt me.
June 16th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
What’s the point
June 16th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I’d ask him what the secret to getting a man to put away his stuff is? Surely there is some romantic trick I could invoke.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
When can I retire?
June 16th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Will I ever win the lottery and be able to retire?
June 16th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Are you in love with someone?
June 16th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
how do i talk to girls
June 16th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
inny or outy??
…..boxers , briefs, or chastity belt?
what happens if you hit britney spears one more time ?
June 16th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
will i ever become rich in love?
June 16th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Will I ever be able to retire in comfort?
June 16th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I’m with Margaret. . . .maybe we’ll have to join company with friends and buy a house for all of us, like the 3 ladies did in Toronto.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I would ask to let me please get some much needed sleep. LOL
June 16th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Will I hit the lottery?
Will I win this contest????????
June 16th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
will I ever get to meet my daughter whom I gave up for adoption nearly 11 years ago
June 16th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
What are the winning lottery numbers?
June 16th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
hmm that guru looks interesting
June 16th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Does the Love Guru really get all the ladies?
June 16th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
i’d ask the love guru why love stinks
June 16th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I would ask Guru Pitka if I could become a Guru too so that girls would like me.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Will my husband ever learn to put the toilet seat down?!
June 17th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Who cut your hair?
June 17th, 2008 at 2:08 am
How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop???????
June 17th, 2008 at 3:27 am
I’d ask why I’m so darn sexeh!
June 17th, 2008 at 4:03 am
Do you believe that there is only one person for everyone? Because if thats true, what if you are in America and your soulmate was in Singapore or something? Because that would really suck.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:06 am
Do you believe in soul mates?
June 17th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Is it going to rain tomorrow?
June 17th, 2008 at 6:24 am
What are the winning numbers for the lottery?
June 17th, 2008 at 7:42 am
how do i get Jessica Alba to convince me?
June 17th, 2008 at 10:19 am
I would ask: “does this dress make me look fat?”
June 17th, 2008 at 10:54 am
how do tend to your facial mane?
June 17th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Why can you never find your glasses when they are on your head?
June 17th, 2008 at 11:26 am
How do you make women fall in love with you?
June 17th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Why Why Why
THANK YOU GOD BLESS
June 17th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
What ever happened to the Pepsi challenge?
Sub question: What ever happened to Like cola?
June 17th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Does the curtains match the drapes in length and in colour?
June 17th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
How many years will I be married?
June 17th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
HOw can I get him to love me?
June 17th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
How will I know when I run out of invisible ink?
June 17th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
How do I mend my daughter’s broken heart…the supposed love of her life just decided he was tired of having a girl friend…and just got rid of her like a piece of trash…UGH
June 17th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
How do you become a love Guru?
June 17th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Will my wife ever give up on vegetarianism!?
June 17th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Is there intelligent life on Earth?
June 17th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Will I ever get a house of our own
June 18th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Will I ever win the lottery?
June 18th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
will i win this eight ball
June 18th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Am I ever going to win PCH. Publishers Clearing House. ;-) Thanks. Funny I am going to see the movie tonight…I won advance screening in NY.
June 18th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
is the lottery mine
June 18th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
When will the war end?
June 18th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Will it ever stop snowing in Las Vegas?
June 18th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Will American gas prices get back below $2.50 per gallon?
June 19th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Will a gallon of gas cost less than a pack of cigarettes forever?
June 19th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
why do they call it taking a shit when you are really leaving a shit, funk that!
June 19th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
My question for Guru Pitka - What happened to Mike Myers’ career???
June 19th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Is my son’s girlfriend preggers?
June 19th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Will my life always suck?
June 20th, 2008 at 2:47 am
Who came first, the chicken or the egg?
June 20th, 2008 at 8:48 am
How old will I be when I die?
June 20th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Will the Cubs ever win the Series?
June 20th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
What are the right 6 numbers? Ok, your not psychic but I could buy a lot of love with the money!
June 20th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Will I get any this weekend?
June 20th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
My question for the guru: Why this movie? It doesn’t bring on the love.
June 20th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
will I have a happy year?
June 20th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
What can a Magic 8-ball do for me?
June 20th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
will my bro ever find true love again
June 20th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
When will the rain stop pouring for us?
June 20th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
great contest
June 20th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Will my sweetheart and I share a 20th wedding anniversary?
June 20th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Why Melanie Griffith?
June 20th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Do love Guru’s look for love?
June 20th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
will the sand spur of happiness shed in my bvd’s?
June 20th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Will I win this contest?
June 20th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
If you could ask the Guru Pitka one question, what would it be?
Do you know who is going to be the anti-christ?
June 20th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Will I get a raise at work?
June 20th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Who will win the World Series this year and over the next couple of years?
June 20th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
When Will I Get Married
June 20th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Will your old friend ever be true?
June 20th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
will the raiders do good this year or any other year?if so will they make it to the superbowl?
June 21st, 2008 at 2:37 am
What does it all mean??
June 21st, 2008 at 4:04 am
Why do the commercials for your movie look so awful?
June 21st, 2008 at 7:58 am
Will Mariska Hargitay experience a career boost from your film?
June 21st, 2008 at 8:22 am
Will I ever win the lottery?
June 21st, 2008 at 10:27 am
how long
June 21st, 2008 at 10:29 am
If love is like a butterfly, why am I surrounded by flys?
June 21st, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Where do we go from here?
June 21st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Will we get any hurricanes this season - hope not
June 21st, 2008 at 1:13 pm
when will we have to stop paying taxes?
June 21st, 2008 at 2:21 pm
will i ever be out of debt :)
June 21st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I just want a chance to win.
June 21st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
What is the secret to happiness?
June 21st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
what’s the best position… i mean yoga position ;)
June 21st, 2008 at 5:33 pm
You know that old saying “What goes around comes around? Wouldn’t it make more sense if you already know its coming back around to get out if its way?
June 21st, 2008 at 5:39 pm
What is the meaning of life? (And if you answer Mariska Hargitay, I’ll drop-kick you.)
June 21st, 2008 at 6:28 pm
which member of the pussycat dolls do you think is the hottest?
June 21st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
What’s the best way of getting rid of Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump?
June 21st, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Is love truly forever?
June 21st, 2008 at 9:03 pm
If I could ask Guru Pitka one question, it would be…
Will I always be able to afford a comfortable life?
Thanks for a fun giveaway!
June 21st, 2008 at 9:06 pm
how old are you
June 21st, 2008 at 9:07 pm
If this was your last day on earth just what would you do all day….
June 21st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
i drank what?
June 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Ginger or MaryAnn?
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:27 am
How do reality shows stay on tv?
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 am
Will the world end in my lifetime?