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Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 16, 2008

The Love Guru 8-Ball

If there is one thing we absolutely love to do, it is hook up our readers with fancy free stuff, as bribery for coming back and reading our site. If anything, we are spending money (on shipping) to help keep the lights turned on at FSR HQ (because all we can afford is internet access and lights — eventually we will move on to food, water and other necessities).

Anyway, if there is one movie coming out this week that we have been unable to avoid, it is the upcoming Mike Myers comedy The Love Guru. For one, the main character The Guru Pitka has been stalking me for months now, leaving messages on my voicemail about his Karma — he has also had his fellow castmembers, including Jessica Alba, come to my home and try to convince me to see The Love Guru when it hits theaters on June 20. Alright, so that part wasn’t so bad — she is very convincing, even whilst pregnant.

I tell you all of that to tell you this — all of the “convincing” has really paid off, as I am now eagerly anticipating the arrival of The Love Guru. I am more curious than anything else — this could really go either way. But in the mean time, I have a really cool giveaway to share with all of you. The Guru Pitka’s people have sent over 5 of these very rare and very special Magic 8-Balls. They are sculpted in the likeness of Pitka himself and, I am told, infused with all of his mystical wisdom.

All you need to do in order to possibly win one of these sweet fortune-telling Mike Myers lookalikes is to (a) be a subscriber of our daily email updates, powered by Feedburner. It is the one daily email to rule them all — all the best of the Rejects right in your inbox. No spam, no selling of your information, just the best movie news from all of the best writers on the web, every single day. If you aren’t already a subscriber, you can do so via the form below:

Part (b) is that you must answer a question. But before I get to that, I have a few more rules: You must be a legal resident of the United States or Canada in order to win, you must enter prior to Saturday, June 21 and you must be awesome — which all of our readers are, so that should be the easy part.

For more on The Love Guru, be sure to visit the film’s official website. Also, be sure to stay tuned later in the week as we will have plenty more Love Guru goodness to share with you.

And now, on to your question. Just drop your answer in the comment area below:

If you could ask the Guru Pitka one question, what would it be?