Win Funny Games on DVD, No Blood Loss Required!

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 20, 2008

Funny Games Giveaway

As you can imagine based on our reviews of the film (all of which have been anywhere from really bad to homicidally bad), when a box full of five (5) copies of Funny Games on DVD arrived at FSR HQ, we made a dash for our box of matches. Then we realized, as we always do, that these DVDs weren’t meant to be burnt in our parking lot, they were meant to be given away to our readers. Therefore we offer them to you — maybe you will find something useful to do with them — such as watch them.

In order to enter, all you have to do is follow the standard drill. Step one is to be a subscriber to our daily email updates, powered by Feedburner. It is the one daily email to rule them all — all the best of the Rejects right in your inbox. No spam, no selling of your information, just the best movie news from all of the best writers on the web, every single day. If you aren’t already a subscriber, you can do so via the form below:

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The second is that you must answer a question. But before I get to that, I have a few more rules: You must be a legal resident of the United States or Canada in order to win, you must enter prior to Thursday, June 26 and you must be awesome — which all of our readers are, so that should be the easy part. And now, the question:

If someone came and trapped you in your home with the intent on murdering you, yet their only weapons were sharp wit and a golf club, how would you escape? (Hint: You have at your disposal a boat, a cell phone that can send text messages and probably a car at your neighbor’s house…)


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  • Do we answer here ? OR do we email you the answer? It doesnt actually state how we answer in the rules.

    SO here's my answer.

    I would re enact 2 girls one cup for them...while they were puking and dry heaving... I would escape.
  • D-Rock
    I'd text someone for help, then throw the cell phone at one of their faces and then as they are disoriented I would grab the golf club and knock them out with it. Then go next door and call the cops, tell the neighbors, and wait outside with the golf club in hand.
  • I'd build a gun from the parts from the cell phone, MacGyver style.
  • Jason Reneau
    Text the neighbor to drive the boat into the house killing the two guys holding you hostage, and since the villain never dies the first time, as I am pulling out of the driveway if he comes running out of the house after me I run his ass over a few times just for good measure.
  • Wes
    I would text someone requesting that they bring over this DVD for the perps to watch. That ought to send them running!
  • Vikki C.
    LOL!! If we are talking about MY house here, I would have no need to escape. First I would LMFAO at their sheer stupidity at choosing my house and such a puny weapon. I would then blow their legs off at the kneecaps with my military issue shotgun, and then cheerfully take my time bludgeoning them to death with my authentic medieval double ball spiked mace. No need for phone or boat. Besides, where's the fun in running away? Banging 2 coconuts together and pretending you are riding a horse while you do it?
  • Tim A
    I would text a few friends to come over and watch me beat them with their own golf club. It would a fun time for all
  • I would pull out my shotgun from under the couch that no one knew about, blow those mother fucker's heads off, make out with king kong's woman, and go to the neighbor's house.
  • Coray
    I think it would be time for me to live out my childhood dream of "Home Alone"
  • WELL IM MEXICAN SO ID IMPROVISE...WE CAN KICK SOME ASS WITH ANY THING REALLY...JUST GIVE ME SOME WD40 A WIRE HANGER AND BLACK ELECTRICAL TAPE AND I WILL GIVE YOU A TANK. NO WAY THOSE TWO PUNKS FROM FUNNY GAMES WOULD GET AWAY FROM ME
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