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Win a Funky Copy of Semi-Pro on DVD!
Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 3, 2008
We want the funk, and we know that you do, too. We also know that despite its lackluster box office performance and its lukewarm reception from critics, you are still thinking about running out and buying the funky comedy Semi-Pro on DVD. In order to make that decision easier for you, we’ve scored a few Free copies of the release, which hits retail shelves today.
If you would like to be one of the lucky winners of one of the five (5) free copies of Semi-Pro on DVD, all you have to do is follow a few very simple steps. First of all, be a subscriber to our daily email updates. Quick, painless and somewhat entertaining, this subscription will bring all of the brilliance of FSR to your inbox every morning. No spam, just awesomeness. If you have not done so already, you can sign up via the form below:
The second and final step is to head down to the comment area below and give us an answer to the following burning question:
What is your favorite Will Ferrell movie quote of all-time?
Winners will be chosen on Monday, June 9th and contacted via email, so act fast!
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113 Comments
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
“Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.”
The perfect response whenever someone asks if you have plans for the weekend.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): … it seems that liberals and godless tax raisers are trying to make me look bad, by using such things as facts … and scientific data …
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
… let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, he said, “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken” …Talledega Nights
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I’ll get inside your face.
-Blades of Glory
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:07 pm
“The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.”
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
“Night is a very dark time for me”
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Milk was a bad idea!
June 3rd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
i love scotch
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the
babymaker.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:55 am
In the movie elf he played buddy and his quote -
Buddy: It’s just like Santa’s workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms… and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me…
June 4th, 2008 at 6:04 am
Ron Burgundy: I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Thank You Baby Jesus!
June 4th, 2008 at 7:32 am
I’m going to punch you on the ovary, that’s what I’m going to do
June 4th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Son of a bee-sting
June 4th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Sex can wait masturbate
June 4th, 2008 at 9:20 am
i’ll get inside your face.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Thank you Baby Jesus. Thank you for this giveaway!
June 4th, 2008 at 9:45 am
I’m in a glass case of emotion.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:46 am
It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:57 am
From Elf: “Son of a Nutcracker!”
June 4th, 2008 at 9:59 am
I’m gonna punch you in the ovary!
June 4th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Elf
June 4th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Elf
June 4th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Elf!
June 4th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac… Wedding Crashers
June 4th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Taledaga Nights was very funny.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Son of a bee-sting
June 4th, 2008 at 11:37 am
rudy! It is so emotional makes me cry each time.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Old School cracked me up! But… I really really love Elf!
June 4th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Sweet 8 pound 4 oz baby Jesus!!
June 4th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
From Elf: I’m a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins!
June 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
You stay classy SanDiego,,,,,,,,,,,,from Anchorman THE funniest of all Will Farell flicks IMO
June 4th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Elf
THANK YOU GOD BLESS
June 4th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right in the babymaker”
June 4th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Son of a bee-sting
June 4th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
i’m going to punch you in the ovary
June 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac
June 4th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
would love to win!
June 4th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
son of a bee sting i would really love to win this.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
well, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I am saying grace … when you say grace, you can say it to Grown-up Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want
June 4th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Has to be, “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary!!”
June 4th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Ron Burgundy: “You are a smelly pirate hooker”.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Son of a bee-sting
June 4th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
I’ll get inside your face
June 4th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
From Elf: I just like to smile! Smiling’s my favorite.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
my favorite was when he thought he was on fire in TALLEGEDA NIGHTS
save me oprah!!
save me tom cruise!!
June 4th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Anchorman, when he is in the phone booth after Jack Black’s character threw his dog off the bridge: “I am in a tiny glass box filled with emotion!!”
June 4th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Son of a bee-sting.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:25 am
ELF-
“Is there sugar in syrup? I LOVE sugar!”
June 5th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Son of a bee-sting.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Night is a very dark time for me
June 5th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
i brought you flours
June 5th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
I hope I win…
June 5th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
It’s a tie between Old School and Blades of Glory for me. Thank you so much!
June 5th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Milk was a bad idea.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Talledaga Nights
June 5th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I loved ELF.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
I’m a hot little potato right now …
June 6th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
You are a smelly pirate hooker
June 7th, 2008 at 2:04 am
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
June 7th, 2008 at 11:03 am
too many favorites to count, he’s so funny! I like “night is a very dark time for me”
June 7th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
“Son of a Nutcracker!”
June 7th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Oh, I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now! (as Mugato from Zoolander)
June 7th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Well what can you say 5 of the best entertainers ever.
June 7th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
definitely Elf. It’s a holiday classic.
June 7th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Night is a very dark time for me
June 8th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Shake and Bake
June 8th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Pick and roll
June 8th, 2008 at 7:58 am
“…you stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa…” from Elf
June 8th, 2008 at 9:10 am
were going streaking
June 8th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Elf
June 8th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Son of a bee sting.
June 8th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I loved Elf so much!
June 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I love scotch, scotchity scotch
June 8th, 2008 at 11:53 am
save me oprah!! save me tom cruise!!
June 8th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha covered with hair.
June 8th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
which of course it means in German a whales vagina
June 8th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Son Of A Nutcracker
June 8th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I love Will Farrell. I think he is one of the few commics that have natural talent.
Son of a Bee-Sting.
June 8th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
From “Old School”, as Frank, “We’re going streaking!”
June 8th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Talladega Nights was my favorite
June 8th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Son of a bee-sting
June 8th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
My favorite is this one from Anchorman: Ron Burgundy: Son of a bee-sting.
June 8th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Thank you Baby Jesus!
June 8th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ’s sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
hahaha! so funny!
June 9th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Thank you Baby Jesus. Thank you for this giveaway!
June 9th, 2008 at 12:51 am
shake and bake
June 9th, 2008 at 12:54 am
We’re going streaking!
June 9th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Blades of Glory or Elf!
June 9th, 2008 at 2:23 am
Son of a bee-sting
June 9th, 2008 at 2:54 am
Thank you Baby Jesus
June 9th, 2008 at 7:41 am
son of a nutcracker for sure
June 9th, 2008 at 8:13 am
BOY, HE’S GOOD,,,I DON’T KNOW BUT LET’S GO WITH…I’ll get inside your face.
June 9th, 2008 at 9:14 am
You smell like beef and cheese ever time we hear him say that in elf we all laugh soo much
June 9th, 2008 at 10:38 am
I’m a cotton headed Ninny Muggins! - from Elf. Such a great funny movie.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Are you an official here, because you’ve officially given me a boner
- Blades of Glory
June 9th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Ron Burgundy: I’m in a glass case of emotion.
June 9th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
sweet little baby jesus, thank you
June 9th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Ricky Bobby: Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken. - Talladega Nights
June 9th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Son of a bee-sting!
June 9th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
“Ma, can we get some meatloaf!”
Wedding Crashers
June 9th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
son of a bee sting
June 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
if you aint first your last :)
June 9th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Jack Wyatt: (When he discovers Isabel is a witch) Am I gonna get pregnant? Because I cannot get pregnant right now!
Thanks for the chance to win!
June 9th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Night is a very dark time for me
June 9th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
’son of a nutcracker’ is the classic; thanks SW
June 9th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
my son loves taladega nights and has made us watch it over and over and over again. now that he’s gone in the miltary i miss that movie
June 9th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I’m going to punch you on the ovary, that’s what I’m going to do
June 9th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I liked when he played the cheerleader on SNL “yeah rah!”
June 9th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Shake and bake
June 10th, 2008 at 12:55 am
“lanolin? like sheeps wool?”
June 19th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
From Blades of Glory “Did you carve up any ice… with your weiner?”