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I was going to say Prize Pack Royale with Cheese, but that doesn’t make much sense, now does it?  Anywho friends, Royal Pains is a new USA original that follows Hank Larson, a young doctor who becomes a “doctor for hire” to the rich and infamous of the Hamptons.  Kind of like Michael from Burn Notice but instead of smashing your face and blowing up your car, he fixes your kidneys.

In all honesty, USA is batting like .900 in original series, so no matter what this show was about, it would be worth checking out.  If you’re a fan of doctoral procedurals (who isn’t?) and well dressed men being witty (again, who isn’t?) this show might be right up your alley.  Plus, we’re going to hook you up with some seriously sweet goods.  There will be one grand prize winner and one first prize winner, and these packs will rock your sandals off.  Before the goodies though, I’m obligated to spew some copy your way:

USA will launch the 75-minute limited commercial premiere of ROYAL PAINS, the network’s newest original scripted series, on Thursday, June 4 at 10/9c immediately following the Season 3 premiere of BURN NOTICE at its new timeslot 9/8c.

ROYAL PAINS stars Mark Feuerstein  as  Hank Lawson, a young E.R. doctor who, after being wrongly blamed for a patient’s death, moves to the Hamptons and becomes the reluctant “doctor for hire” to the rich and famous. When the attractive administrator of the local hospital asks him to treat the town’s less fortunate, he finds himself walking the line between doing well for himself and doing good for others. The series also stars Paulo Costanzo, Jill Flint and Reshma Shetty.

Visit the official site, follow Royal Pains on Twitter, and be a fan on Facebook.

Now for what you really want – the stuff you can win.

Grand Prize – Royal Pains Summer Tote:

• First Aid Kit
• Travel Scrabble
• “Cure Your Royal Pains” T-Shirt
• Prescription “Candy” Bottle
• Hamptons Magazine
• Oversized Beach Blanket
• Royal Pains Red Band-Aid Box with Custom Band-Aids
• The Hamptons Dictionary
• Tate’s Cookie Carton
• Kiehl’s Summer Lotions Kit
• Playing Cards
• Inflatable Inner Tube

First Prize – Royal Pains Kit:

• Royal Pains First Aid Kit
• Royal Pains Playing Cards
• The Hamptons Dictionary
• Royal Pains Notepad

So what are you waiting for?  Enter this contest!  The grand prize is valued at a whopping $300!  You know the deal below.

Who is your favorite TV doctor?  What’s the strangest medical case you can come up with?