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Win ‘Burn Notice’ Season One on DVD!
Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 16, 2008
Had too much of secret agents yet? Well, we’re just getting started. The first season of the USA Network original series “Burn Notice” hits DVD this week. Jeffrey Donovan stars as a blacklisted spy named Michael Westen who enlists the help of his beautiful ex-IRA operative (and ex-girlfriend), played by Gabrielle Anwar. The series also stars Bruce Campbell and Sharon Gless.
If you want to catch the first 11 episodes of the series without wasting the precious $4-a-gallon gas to get to the video store (or bother to restart your delinquent Netflix account), you have a chance to do it for free. Film School Rejects is giving away three (3) free copies of Burn Notice: Season One on DVD. Just play along with us by first becoming a subscriber to our daily email updates. Quick, painless and somewhat entertaining, this subscription will bring all of the brilliance of FSR to your inbox every morning. No spam, just awesomeness. If you have not done so already, you can sign up via the form below:
Next, drop down to the comment area below and tell us why you’d make a great secret agent. Our favorite comments will win a copy of the DVD.
Winners will be chosen on Tuesday, June 24th and contacted via email, so act fast!
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165 Comments
June 16th, 2008 at 6:59 am
I’d make a good secret agent because I’m quick to read and reply to contests.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:22 am
because i have closely followed the instructions on askaninja.com
June 16th, 2008 at 9:43 am
because I am Bruce Campbell
June 16th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Because I rock.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Because I am damn good at littering everyday conversations with countless sexual innuendos.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Because I am very sneaky and no one would suspect little old me.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:12 am
I would be a good secret agent because I learn fast, talk fast, and drive fast. I love bad puns and can fade into the woodwork when necessary. Great giveway–I love this show!
June 16th, 2008 at 11:15 am
If you’re not watching Burn Notice, enter this contest and try to win these DVDs. One of the best new shows, easily one of the best shows of the summer. Really good. I’d make a good secret agent because of my unbridled rage being easily channeled into making things explode.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I am a very average single mom - I’d blend in almost anywhere
June 16th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Because I would play Prince songs on guitar to distract everyone from my mission.
June 16th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Because I am fully prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Shhh! Don’t tell - it’s a secret!
June 16th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I would make a great secret agent because of my sexy good looks, and unexpected gas attacks that can knock you out at fifty feet. I have the enemy saying, “Wow, he’s hot… GOOD GOD! What is that awful sme…,” (thud).
June 16th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
I’d be great because no one notices me. LOL
June 16th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I’d make a great secret agent because I know that guns make you stupid, duct tape makes you smart.
June 16th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
An old lady with a cane, c’mon… who would suspect me!
June 16th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I am a great secret keeper. No one ever gets any info. out of me. Also, I have a lovely compact that would make a terrific phone.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Because I already am one!
June 16th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I can be sneeky.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I feel that I would make a great secret agent because I have never lost a fight to the death. Additionally I own a Omega Seamaster digital watch that is waterproof up to 200 meters(thats right metric system) thus if i were in an underwater battle against mutant shark-spider hybrids I would would be fully capable of using the standard issue mutant shark-spider hybrid repellent/hypnosis device that is built into it.
June 16th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I would be a good Secret Agent because I like detail, and I like to get at the truth.
June 16th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
I would make a great secret agent because I can lose myself in a crowd.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
i would make a great agent
June 16th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
would like to win!
June 16th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I would make a great spy because I am easily lost in a crowd, but will stand out for this contest. Please consider me for one of the copies of “Burn Notice” season one.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
i’m great at imitating voices…
June 16th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I keep secrets
June 16th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
I would be a divine spy because I have an identical twin sister, therefore, I could be in two places at once, have my twin distract the bad guys while I do all the sleuthing.
It could be mayhem. It could be fuuuuuuun.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
I am impossible to hide, so I blend in by necessity.
No, really I do.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
because I’m awesome under the covers oooopes I mean undercover
June 16th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Because I like to find out the outcome of situations.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:54 am
I’d make a great secret agent because nobody would expect a chubby nerd who swears a lot to be a spy.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:57 am
I would make the worst detective ever!
June 17th, 2008 at 2:06 am
Nobody suspects the meter reader!!!! Ha Ha
June 17th, 2008 at 4:34 am
I’d suck! LOL, I’d be so baddddddd at being a secret agent.
June 17th, 2008 at 4:37 am
I’d make a great secret agent because I am so tiny and “cute” no one would ever suspect that I could be so deadly. I’d blow them all away with my super ninja tricks, trust.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:18 am
I can be very stealthy, which should be an asset as a secret agent.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:47 am
I can keep my mouth shut.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Cause I have great intuition
June 17th, 2008 at 8:29 am
well i can keep a secret
June 17th, 2008 at 8:30 am
well i can keep a secret
sorry about the first one
June 17th, 2008 at 9:01 am
I am a fat, old, gray haired woman, nobody ever notices me. Plus having kept tabs on 3 teenagers I have highly honed spy skills!
June 17th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Because my mom drives me nuts to.
June 17th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Id make a great secret agent because not only can I keep a secret but I have a genuine dislike of people so there would be no worries about me getting attached to someone.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:03 am
I’d be a great secret agent because I could blend in anywhere!
June 17th, 2008 at 10:47 am
I’m both well read and have a degree in anthropology. Because of this, I have the knowledge and the ability to blend in with any group in any region. I’m very calm and slow to anger, but I’m good at channeling my violence streak.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Because I have mastered the stealth mode.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I would make a great secret agent, because no one ever notices me in a crowd. Or by myself. Thank you for this giveaway!
June 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
why not
THANK YOU GOD BLESS
June 17th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Because I am a dainty little girl that nobody would suspect could do a lot of damage. Also, I think the business cards would be really cool.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Because only Michael Westen can satisfy my wife.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I would make a great secret agent because I can keep a secret.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I would be a horrible secret agent…. I’d start giggling when I tried to hide…. maybe when my kids are older????
June 17th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I would make the best secret agent because I have an extensive martial arts background already, and very little regard for human life.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
because I am a sneeky person
June 17th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I have a certain “moral flexibility” that would lend itself to this vocation.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Believe me, nobody would ever, ever guess…but I can keep a secret!
June 18th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Because I look like an average (overweight) male.
June 18th, 2008 at 6:45 am
I’m both well read and have a degree in anthropology
June 18th, 2008 at 7:44 am
I have had a lot of practice raising my two mischievous boys. Thanks for the chance.
June 18th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Because I am the most un-memorable person you could ever know. Really. After you read a few more comments, you won’t even remember this one. I’m a ghost.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:06 am
I would make a great secret agent because I’m the only person I know that can keep a secret. Plus I’m tiny, 4′11″, so I’d be able to hide easily. And my hearing is excellent so that I could eavesdrop effectively. I’ve also got this closet full of weird clothes that I could use as disguises.
June 18th, 2008 at 9:47 am
For some reason, people seem comfortable telling me their life’s story.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Because I lack any kind of moral fortitude.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I know how to blend, keep a secret and am private.
June 18th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I’d make a great secret agent because I am super observant and notice everything, flies that are down, toilet paper on shoes. You know, the important stuff. Thank you!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
My super sweet and innocent face - no one would suspect me!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Because maybe I already am one and nobody knows it?!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Decades of watching 007 movies have honed my skills.
June 18th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
if i told you i would have to kill you
June 18th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
I’d be brilliant due to my complete ineptness at all physical activity; however, like Sam, I’m
smooth with the other gender. And a complete mooch.
June 18th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Terrific
June 18th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Because nobody would suspect a middle aged woman!
June 18th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I’d be a great secret agent because I’ve watched every episode of 24. :)
June 19th, 2008 at 6:21 am
I’d make a great secret agent because I can look you in the eye and lie.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:22 am
I look like a plain Jane so no one will suspect me as a secret agent.
June 19th, 2008 at 7:54 am
I’m not the secret agent type
June 19th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Because I also have an agenda against Moose & Squirrel.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I already spy on people, so I might as well get paid for it, right?
June 19th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I would make a great secret agent simply because I know secret squirrel. He and I have had
quite an upstanding business relationship for quite some time. We have combined efforts
on many occasions and have helped save the world a handful of times, plus we are largely
the reason for Jason Bourne. I taught Ol’ Jason everything he knows.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I have three daughters so am good at keeping up with their activities and having to figure out what they are up to.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I would be great becuase i am a mother of teens and you already have to have eyes int he back of your head for that.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I would make a great secret agent because I have imagination and courage.
June 19th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Just because I’m me.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
i would make a great secret agent but i just can’t tell you why because its a secret.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
BEcause no one would be expecting it out of someone as “normal” as me to be a secret agent.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I’m such a nerd, no one would ever suspect I would be capable of being a secret agent.
June 20th, 2008 at 6:20 am
I keep secrets well.
June 20th, 2008 at 8:12 am
just to cool
June 20th, 2008 at 8:58 am
I’d make a great spy. I am very good at subterfudge and disquises.
June 20th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Now, now. If I told you then it would no longer be a secret.
June 20th, 2008 at 11:20 am
I’m good at solving puzzles and I can rock a trenchcoat!
June 20th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Because I can slip in and out unnoticed
June 20th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Because Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase made it look so darn fun.
June 20th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Two words: Exploding Shoes
June 20th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Because I’m mentally ill, and odd and I know about all sports, I have a compass in my head, I know anything about technology, and how to put anything together with no problems. And the best part I’m a woman and no one would suspect that I was a secret agent.
June 20th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
For one thing, I’m available. For another, I’m easily overlooked–people act like I’m not even there. I overhear all kinds of things. Lastly, I can keep a secret.
June 20th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,HANDS DOWN I COULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST SPY OF THE DAY.MY SKILLS OF REMEMBER, MY KNOWLEDGE OF CAR MODELS,AND ALWAYS OBSERVING MY SURROUNDINGS. I HAVE EVEN DROVE A CAR IN A HIGH SPEED CHASE, WHEN GAS WAS CHEAPER. VIEWED A FEW SECRET RENDEZVOUS,AND I HAVE DELIVER A BABY. AND I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE MY GUN. SECRET AGENT HELL YA! SIGN ME UP, I LOVE` BURN NOTICE’
June 21st, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’m very tiny and sneaky
June 21st, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I am a master of disguise. When I meet people I went to high school with, they don’t recognize me.
June 21st, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Because I’m super sneaky and stealthy. ;)
June 21st, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I am easily ignored
June 21st, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Because I can notice things other people don’t.
June 21st, 2008 at 10:02 pm
um, i wouldn’t - i’d be more like peter sellers in the pink panther movies
June 21st, 2008 at 10:40 pm
No one would ever think I was doing anything other than making my way to a bingo game.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:22 am
I can always get people to talk. I’m like some cross between Oprah and Dr Phil.
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I would be a good secret agent because no one suspects old ladies of being an agent
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I would make a good secret agent because I am devious.
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Because people often trust me…when they shouldn’t.
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
because I am a mother and I can always figure out when the kids are into trouble and who did what
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
because I can move around unnoticed
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I can keep a secret.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:25 pm
I keep my mouth shut
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I would make the worst detective ever!
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
looks good
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 am
Because I am just that slick and smooth :)
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:06 am
The secret always stays with me. I never divulge. Also, I’m a shadow lurker.
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:27 am
Because I would REALLY enjoy my work.
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:58 am
Sorry, I wouldn’t make a good secret agent, but can I nominate my husband (whom I’d love to win this for)? He is such a great adlibber! I never know when he is telling the truth or just giving me a line of bull! He could talk his way out of any situation and he’s a hunk besides!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
No one would ever look at me and think I was an agent, but I am sneaky and quick
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:58 am
I’m a pretty generic looking guy, I’d blend right in with all the other bland dudes.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:41 am
I would make a great agent because no one would ever suspect the total klutz
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I would make a great secret agent cause noone would ever suspect a gal with brains and beauty of bein an agent :)
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I would make a great secret agent because I can play the ditz with the best of them all the while finding out what I need to know. People trust you or think you are no threat when you are a giggly girlie girl.
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
I’d make a great secret agent because I can keep secrets, and I’m a patient person
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I Would Make A Great Secret Agent Because I Would Help Anybody In Need.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Well, I don’t think I’d make a great secret agent - I’m just too honest and forthright and I can’t act worth a darn. Hope that doesn’t disqualify from winning this DVD cause it is a great show!
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:44 pm
pick me
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I would make a great agent because I look nothing like one so no one would ever suspect me. Plus I loved playing “detective” as a kid!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I would make a great spy since I look like no one special and blend in.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I’ve seen a lot of spy movies, that might nelp.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:37 pm
I would make a great secret agent because I have very good ears and am a good listener. I would be able to overhear a lot of what other people are talking about.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:51 pm
count me in
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I am very detail oriented!
Count me in.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:02 am
i always know when my kids are up to no good!
June 24th, 2008 at 12:21 am
because I have such a trusting face
June 24th, 2008 at 12:26 am
because no one would ever suspect me!
June 24th, 2008 at 12:33 am
because i’m invisible - just ask any attractive woman i encouter
June 24th, 2008 at 12:36 am
I am covered in radar absorbing material.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:44 am
I’d be a good secret agent because I’m a good listener. I have a tendency to listen more than I speak. Therefore, I could pick up on little clues.
June 24th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I would make a great undercover agent because I look like everybody else and would blend in with the crowd. I have above smarts and even better have common sense.
June 24th, 2008 at 4:27 am
i’m really good at hiding and climbing, and i can move quickly when i have to!
June 24th, 2008 at 5:33 am
Because I am sneaky!
June 24th, 2008 at 6:21 am
Because I’m suspicious of EVERYTHING and I have OCD!
June 24th, 2008 at 6:41 am
I am only 5 foot tall so I can hide in small places!
June 24th, 2008 at 8:29 am
i can breathe really quietly, so that’s good for hiding in a quiet room
June 24th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Because I know what to do.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:12 am
No one would ever suspect an architect/latex salesman of actually being an architect/latex salesman/secret agent, would they? That would be crazy.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:03 am
i am verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry sneakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky :)
June 24th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I’d make a great secret agent because no one pays more attention to other people’s business then me! :)
June 24th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I would make a great secret agent because I’ve had lots of practice….I spy on my daughter all the time!!!! Sorry, but I have no choice. I have to save her from herself!
June 24th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I make a mean martini
June 24th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I would be a good spy because no one would suspect a 61 year old woman who is already on the plimp side.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I would be a great secret agent because I know how to keep my mouth shut and not spill the beans. I also would be great at keeping things secret and on track.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Don’t know who I am? That’s because any secret agent worth her salt knows how to
B L E N D in…..now you see me…….now you don’t :-)
June 24th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I can pull off keeping secrets great!
June 24th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I have a hidden power supply.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I look very innocent but I’m not.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Because I am an elderly grandma and look the old
grammy part… but…. well you know the rest.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I am a good actress. I always thought I would be good undercover.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I am naturally curious, I raised a daughter through the teen years and beyond, and I spied on and questioned kids for nearly 30 years as a teacher. Thanks for the chance to win!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
I’d make a good secret agent because I’m quick to read and reply to contests.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I’m very quiet and sneaky!
June 28th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I don’t think like anybody else. I have some spectacular ideas that can change the world. Really, I’ve putting things together…and most of them are already in place. Of course, I can’t tell you what these spectacular ideas are because that would be “telegraphing my punches.” Oh, I could tell you, but then I’d have to….well, you know.
July 7th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I’d make a great secret agent, because I have the kind of face that blends into the crowd. Plus, I’m quick on my feet and capable of getting myself out of trouble.
July 20th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I like to try new things.