Giveaway: Win Badass Prizes From ‘Observe and Report’

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on April 2, 2009

observe-and-report-posterYou may have heard this already, but Jody Hill’s Observe and Report hits theaters next Friday, April 10th. And in celebration of this joyous day, we’ve raided the mall of cool movie swag, evaded security and even taken time out to flash some female shoppers on the way out in order to grab and dash with some very cool prizes.

At the Forest Ridge Mall, head of security Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogen) patrols his jurisdiction with an iron fist. The master of his domain, he combats skateboarders, shoplifters and the occasional unruly customer while dreaming of the day when he can swap his flashlight for a badge and a gun. Ronnie’s delusions of grandeur are put to the test when the mall is struck by a flasher.

Driven by his personal duty to protect and serve the mall and its patrons, Ronnie seizes the opportunity to showcase his underappreciated law enforcement talents on a grand scale, hoping his solution of this crime will earn him a coveted spot at the police academy and the heart of his elusive dream girl Brandi (Anna Faris), the hot makeup counter clerk who won’t give him the time of day. But his single-minded pursuit of glory launches a turf war with the equally competitive Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta) of the Conway Police, and Ronnie is confronted with the challenge of not only catching the flasher, but getting him before the real cops do.

Find out more at Observe-and-Report.com

Up for grabs are the following prizes:

One (1) Grand Prize Winner Will Receive:

  • 1 Limited Edition, Custom Observe and Report Skateboard
  • 1 Blue Leather Jotter and Pen
  • 2 “Come on B*!CH” Shot Glasses
  • 2 Pairs of Observe and Report Sun Glasses
  • 2 Packs of “I Accept You” Mints
  • 2 “Mall Security Apprentice” T-Shirts

Three (3) First Prize Winners Will Receive:

  • 1 “Come on B*!CH” Shot Glass
  • 1 Pair of Observe and Report Sun Glasses
  • 1 Pack of “I Accept You” Mints
  • 1 “Mall Security Apprentice” T-Shirt

All you have to do to get your name in the game is answer the following question in our comment area at the bottom of the page:

If you were the head of mall security at the Forrest Ridge Mall, what would be your weapon of choice in keeping the mall safe, and why?

All entries must be completed by Monday, April 13th. Winners will be chosen the following day and notified via email. In order to enter, you must be a legal resident of the United States or Canada and must be 18 years old.

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  • Martin
    Answer.
  • Answer.
  • Blake
    True?
  • tk.
    42
  • Just kidding. I've updated with a real question: If you were the head of mall security at the Forrest Ridge Mall, what would be your weapon of choice in keeping the mall safe, and why?
  • D Rock
    Piercing pagoda brand piercing gun.
  • tk.
    Having played a fair amount of Dead Rising, I'm going to have to go with mannequin parts. They're plentiful and effective.
  • Tranquilizer gun...you can't cause trouble and file a lawsuit if you're asleep.
  • A. Pickens
    A bag of coke, a net and a rose bush.
  • Chille
    Cattle prod. Because its like a tazer only with a further reach and beacause its used on animals with incredibly thick skin I imagine it would do more damage
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