Do You Smell Something? Win ‘The Onion Movie’ on DVD!

Posted by Kevin Carr (kevin@filmschoolrejects.com) on June 3, 2008

The Onion Movie DVD Giveaway

Are you tired of the news? You don’t care about politics, global warming or Angelina Jolie’s tasty ovaries? What better way to give you relief from these global realities than with some fake news. In the spirit of The Kentucky Fried Movie, the folks at The Onion have assembled a feature film of their zaniness, and it’s available today on DVD. But who wants to pay for fake news? The kind folks at Film School Rejects want to give it away.

If you want a jolt of fake news without having to shell out part of your economic stimulus check to do so, you might just walk away with one of the two (2) free copies of The Onion Movie: Raw and Uncut on DVD. Just play along with us by first becoming a subscriber to our daily email updates. Quick, painless and somewhat entertaining, this subscription will bring all of the brilliance of FSR to your inbox every morning. No spam, just awesomeness. If you have not done so already, you can sign up via the form below:

Enter your email address:

Next, drop down to the comment area below and pitch us the best fake news story you can come up with.

Winners will be chosen on Tuesday, June 10th and contacted via email, so act fast!


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