Contest: What is the Cheesiest Movie Ever Made?

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on December 13, 2006

We often wonder why some films get made. Snakes on a Plane? Club Dread? Or how about that one where Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a tortilla vendor who is on the run from the mob who will stop at nothing to rob him of his tortillas? Wasn’t it called Little Tortilla Boy?

Ok, so that wasn’t a real movie. It was a skit from the stand-up routine of comedian Pablo Francisco, a man who has almost perfected the movie trailer guy voice and has a knack for pulling off a great Ah-nuld impression. So while we aren’t looking for movies that came from the twisted mind of Pablo Francisco, we are looking for real, cheesy movies that actually did get made. And for giving us what we desire, you will be aptly rewarded. Want to know how it works? Find out after the jump…

Step 1 - Find the synopsis for the most boneheaded, inconcievably cheezy film ever.

Step 2 - Copy and paste it into our comment box, which is to the right. It will then be spread on to hundreds upon thousands hundreds of FSR fanatics who will try their hardest to find something even more lame. [You can submit as many plot summaries as you want, just don't copy off of others. Be original!]

Step 3 - We will pick the winner - hopefully YOU!

Step 4 - We will send you a copy of Pablo Francisco’s new DVD Ouch! Live From San Jose!

We get a laugh, you share your movie prowess and we give you free stuff. Isn’t that what life is about?

The deadline for entries is December 22nd. Winners will be contacted on the 23rd. Losers will not be contacted, but are encouraged to keep an eye on the FSR Contest page for more chances to win free, cool stuff!

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