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Caption Contest: What are the Fat Guys doing with Jack Bauer?
Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on November 16, 2007
The hosts of Fat Guys at the Movies seem to be popping up everywhere these days. They can be seen in movie theaters all over the state of Ohio, on this website and they have been embedded into the subconscious minds of everyone who has visited their website, Fat Guys at the Movies.com. At least, the image of Kevin Carr’s nude torso is embedded into the minds of visitors…
But despite being all over the place, the oddest occurrence of the Fat Guys is as part of Season 6 of ‘24′. As you can see from the image above, they have cloned themselves and captured hero Jack Bauer. They have also captured 3 free copies of Season 6 on DVD — a plight that they will happily be turning over to anyone who can provide an entertaining caption for the above picture. That’s right folks, it’s time for a caption contest!
What’s at stake? 3 Copies of ‘24′ Season 6 on DVD.
How can you win? Come up with a funny caption for the picture above and email it to fatguys@filmschoolrejects.com.
How will you know if you’ve won? Winning captions will be read aloud on an episode of Fat Guys at the Movies during the week of the DVD’s release in early December. (click here to visit the official Fat Guys site).
Anything else you need to know? Sure. The contest is open to legal residents of the United States and Canada. No purchase necessary. The Fat Guys at the Movies also reserve the right to publicly ridicule your captions, even if you don’t win.
Deadline for Submissions will be Thursday December 1, 2007.
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30 Comments
November 16th, 2007 at 10:34 am
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November 16th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Talk or we’ll fatten you up!
November 16th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
You know, i have heard if you are cold…body heat helps
November 16th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
(Kevin Bad Guy) Who said he could use my beard and mustache trimmer!?!
November 16th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
i dont know where is he going can you tell us
November 16th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Right. That’s how you do the Heimlich self maneuver
if you choke yourself. If you have to, use a chair for more force.
November 17th, 2007 at 4:07 am
Dammit! I told you to bring me Fidel! I have no use for Keffer Southerland.
November 17th, 2007 at 6:24 am
Jack couldn’t imagine torture much worse than he had already endured until he learned that they were taking him to Paris . . . not the city but the star of “One Night In . . .”
November 17th, 2007 at 7:01 am
I guess not wearing a suit gave me away
November 17th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
The captured prisoner look must be in this season.
November 17th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
YOU’LL HAVE TO KILL ME TO GET MY MICKEY MOUSE WATCH!
November 17th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
yes i let one on the plane
November 17th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
If I stand still the bald beast to my left won’t see me…much like the t-rex he tracks his prey by motion.
November 18th, 2007 at 12:05 am
Jack knew he was insane when his guardian angel, a crotch-grabbing fat guy, materialized above his left shoulder.
November 18th, 2007 at 12:21 am
Jack,dressed as Jesus, stared ahead in disgust…this was the worst Halloween party he had ever attended…two Jimmy Kimmels, one human Pez dispenser, and an R. Kelly look-alike. Totally lame.
November 18th, 2007 at 2:14 am
ohhhhh…I really need to find a mens room
November 18th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
Why is the half naked fat guy in the background playing with himself while I’m soaking wet and freezing my ass off with these goons.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:43 am
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November 22nd, 2007 at 5:36 pm
So, Jack, any special DVD requests?
November 23rd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
So…. Any of you know where i can get some more Christmas Ale?? My buzz is starting to fade fast.
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Please dont yell at me. Im sorry i just wanted a hug.
November 25th, 2007 at 11:47 am
Jack decided trendy facial hair should be left to the fat guys.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:58 am
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November 30th, 2007 at 9:29 am
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November 30th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
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December 1st, 2007 at 9:35 am
Damn it! I just can’t help bending my woody!
December 1st, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Tell us now, who’s going to be acting in the next big movie!!!
December 1st, 2007 at 10:24 pm
They DO all look alike!
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:25 am
I guess I should’ve payed attention to the words to “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” because these guys were definately NOT on my CHristmas list!
December 14th, 2007 at 11:19 am
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