Caption Contest: What are the Fat Guys doing with Jack Bauer?

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on November 16, 2007 Share

The hosts of Fat Guys at the Movies seem to be popping up everywhere these days. They can be seen in movie theaters all over the state of Ohio, on this website and they have been embedded into the subconscious minds of everyone who has visited their website, Fat Guys at the Movies.com. At least, the image of Kevin Carr’s nude torso is embedded into the minds of visitors…

But despite being all over the place, the oddest occurrence of the Fat Guys is as part of Season 6 of ‘24′. As you can see from the image above, they have cloned themselves and captured hero Jack Bauer. They have also captured 3 free copies of Season 6 on DVD — a plight that they will happily be turning over to anyone who can provide an entertaining caption for the above picture. That’s right folks, it’s time for a caption contest!

What’s at stake? 3 Copies of ‘24′ Season 6 on DVD.

How can you win? Come up with a funny caption for the picture above and email it to fatguys@filmschoolrejects.com.

How will you know if you’ve won? Winning captions will be read aloud on an episode of Fat Guys at the Movies during the week of the DVD’s release in early December. (click here to visit the official Fat Guys site).

Anything else you need to know? Sure. The contest is open to legal residents of the United States and Canada. No purchase necessary. The Fat Guys at the Movies also reserve the right to publicly ridicule your captions, even if you don’t win.

Deadline for Submissions will be Thursday December 1, 2007.

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  • Dan
    I guess I should've payed attention to the words to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" because these guys were definately NOT on my CHristmas list!
  • Jean Logan
    They DO all look alike!
  • Bev
    Tell us now, who's going to be acting in the next big movie!!!
  • Jim
    Damn it! I just can't help bending my woody!
  • mm
    Jack decided trendy facial hair should be left to the fat guys.
  • Mike Hobbs
    Please dont yell at me. Im sorry i just wanted a hug.
  • Chris Ilcisko
    So.... Any of you know where i can get some more Christmas Ale?? My buzz is starting to fade fast.
  • Jim Moss
    So, Jack, any special DVD requests?
  • Susan Ledet
    Why is the half naked fat guy in the background playing with himself while I'm soaking wet and freezing my ass off with these goons.
  • Rose Ardanaz
    ohhhhh...I really need to find a mens room
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