Caption Contest: What are the Fat Guys doing with Jack Bauer?

Posted by Neil Miller (neil@filmschoolrejects.com) on November 16, 2007

The hosts of Fat Guys at the Movies seem to be popping up everywhere these days. They can be seen in movie theaters all over the state of Ohio, on this website and they have been embedded into the subconscious minds of everyone who has visited their website, Fat Guys at the Movies.com. At least, the image of Kevin Carr’s nude torso is embedded into the minds of visitors…

But despite being all over the place, the oddest occurrence of the Fat Guys is as part of Season 6 of ‘24′. As you can see from the image above, they have cloned themselves and captured hero Jack Bauer. They have also captured 3 free copies of Season 6 on DVD — a plight that they will happily be turning over to anyone who can provide an entertaining caption for the above picture. That’s right folks, it’s time for a caption contest!

What’s at stake? 3 Copies of ‘24′ Season 6 on DVD.

How can you win? Come up with a funny caption for the picture above and email it to fatguys@filmschoolrejects.com.

How will you know if you’ve won? Winning captions will be read aloud on an episode of Fat Guys at the Movies during the week of the DVD’s release in early December. (click here to visit the official Fat Guys site).

Anything else you need to know? Sure. The contest is open to legal residents of the United States and Canada. No purchase necessary. The Fat Guys at the Movies also reserve the right to publicly ridicule your captions, even if you don’t win.

Deadline for Submissions will be Thursday December 1, 2007.


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  • Garnet Leib
    Talk or we'll fatten you up!
  • You know, i have heard if you are cold...body heat helps
  • (Kevin Bad Guy) Who said he could use my beard and mustache trimmer!?!
  • romy
    i dont know where is he going can you tell us
  • Kristi Gilleland
    Right. That's how you do the Heimlich self maneuver
    if you choke yourself. If you have to, use a chair for more force.
  • Tim
    Dammit! I told you to bring me Fidel! I have no use for Keffer Southerland.
  • Belinda
    Jack couldn't imagine torture much worse than he had already endured until he learned that they were taking him to Paris . . . not the city but the star of "One Night In . . ."
  • berwyn100
    I guess not wearing a suit gave me away
  • Chrystal Jones
    The captured prisoner look must be in this season.
  • Judith Musick
    YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME TO GET MY MICKEY MOUSE WATCH!
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