Turned On

Uber sex-columnist Bethany Perryman takes a break from her usual assortment of tranny-loving, fetish-having columns and commands your attention to talk about something very important: a little girl-on-girl… er, girl-on-film.

Fantastic Fest is a time of Asiansploitation, kooky genre films, and titillating images galore. Taking a short break from this week-long bender to think about gender-bending has been especially tough, but I believe it to be important nonetheless. Here’s why….

What better way to spend your day off than to talk about sick sexual shit? Just because your life must resume its wanker routine tomorrow doesn’t mean that your sex life must. Work out your kinks by introducing a few. And where there’s sex, there’s movies.

She might get a little high concept this week, but from what we can tell, the rumors are true: Bethany Perryman likes to watch. Also, there’s something about naked Filipinos?

Our resident sex columnist is back in the saddle. Woah, not that kind of saddle. And what’s turning her on this week? G. I. Joe. Atta girl!

This week, Bethany discovers that she’s not the only thing wet and hot this summer.

In this week’s sex column, Bethany gives us five great cinematic reasons to love gay sex – just the way Leviticus never intended.

In this week’s sex column, Bethany Perryman is clearly left unsatisfied between the sheets. But unlike many of you, she’s got some solutions and a Helen Keller joke or two.

Sex columnist Bethany Perryman tells us what’s turning her on this week… And we couldn’t be more interested in the fact that its got something to do with being a ‘bad girl’.

What is turning Bethany Perryman on this week? Your questions. She answers everything from going way downtown to what cinematic Rico Suaves you should be studying before your next night on the town.

What is turning Bethany on this week, you ask? How about sex. Not just sex though, sex that’s not really sex, but is still sexy… Ah, just come on in and read the article. Satisfaction is guaranteed.

Man your lightsabers! In our hottest feature of the week, FSR sex columnist Bethany Perryman honors Star Wars Day with 6 episodes of sex.

This week Bethany says if you’re gonna be an asshole, be one with style. Successfully imitate one or all of these 5 Assholes I Hate to Love, and she might be writing about a different type of column.

This week our resident sex columnist Bethany Perryman has our woods and our balls in a vice. We really wish that she would treat us with more respect — we have feelings, ya know.

Due to overwhelming demand, we’ve decided to run a special encore of Bethany Perryman’s new sex column, Turned On, Tuned In. This time Bethany goes after the men of Star Trek, with lessons to be learned by all.

We here at FSR thought we should get a sex column, but it couldn’t just be any old, tired, worn-out, married for seventeen years and barely looking at each other while we brush our teeth and where did the love go sex column. It needed to be the best damned sex column on the face of the planet.