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Ten Films That Make Us Feel More American

Ten Films That Make Us Feel More American

Even though celebrating Independence Day excites us more than Christmas, we get even more excited when we watch films that remind us of the land that we love.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on July 4, 2008 | Comments

The Ten Cutest Animated Couples in Movie History

The Ten Cutest Animated Couples in Movie History

Over the years, there have been quite a few cute animated couples, and these are the ones that top the list.

By Kevin Carr on June 22, 2008 | Comments

Spy Movie Babes: The Hottest Femme Fatales

Spy Movie Babes: The Hottest Femme Fatales

Throughout history men have been persuaded by seductive women. Important and powerful men have met their fate by the hands of a dangerous beauty; a succubus; a femme fatale. From Delilah and Sampson, to Judith and Holofernes, to Yoko and John, men have been weakened by the beauty of a dangerous woman.

By David Hartman on June 16, 2008 | Comments

The Ten Greatest Fictional Secret Agents of All-Time

The Ten Greatest Fictional Secret Agents of All-Time

As we look forward to Get Smart and cower from the Guru Pitka, FSR takes a look at some of our favorite secret agents in movies and television.

By Kevin Carr on June 15, 2008 | Comments

Ten Movie Superheroes Who Could Take on The Hulk

Ten Movie Superheroes Who Could Take on The Hulk

Would Brandon Routh’s Superman stand a chance against the green giant? What about Christian Bale’s Batman? Here who we think might actually stand a chance against the Incredible Hulk from the new film.

By Fat Guys at the Movies on June 13, 2008 | Comments

Eight Things We Demand from Transformers 2

Eight Things We Demand from Transformers 2

Michael Bay demands things to be “awesome”, and in return, we demand his movies (Pearl Harbor excluded) to be awesome as well. Therefore, we have listed our eight demands, as fans, for Transformers 2.

By Neil Miller on June 9, 2008 | Comments

When Comedians Get Animated: Ten of the Best and Worst

When Comedians Get Animated: Ten of the Best and Worst

With the release of Kung Fu Panda, Jack Black becomes just the next in a long line of comedic talents, both stand-up and otherwise, to take the lead in a major animated film. So how does he compare to others who have come before him?

By Neil Miller on June 6, 2008 | Comments

Ten Movie Badasses You Don’t Mess With

Ten Movie Badasses You Don’t Mess With

Forget the Zohan! With the Zohan, the worst thing that can happen is you’ll get squeezed between his unnaturally hard butt cheeks. With these other characters, you risk death… or worse.

By Fat Guys at the Movies on June 6, 2008 | Comments

The Ten Most Memorable CG Animated Characters of All-Time

The Ten Most Memorable CG Animated Characters of All-Time

With the release of Kung Fu Panda later this week, we’re heading into the summer animation season. All this makes me reflect on some of my favorite computer animated characters over the years.

By Kevin Carr on June 1, 2008 | Comments

Ten Chick Flicks Guys Can Like Too

Ten Chick Flicks Guys Can Like Too

In the interest of keeping us sane while being deluged with romantic comedies and period pieces, here’s a list guys can use next time they’re at the video store with their significant other. When in doubt, check out one of these chick flicks that are safe for guys to like too.

By Kevin Carr on May 30, 2008 | Comments

Indiana Jones 4: 10 Things I Hated, 5 Things I Liked

Indiana Jones 4: 10 Things I Hated, 5 Things I Liked

Robert Fure takes a look at the hits and misses of the newest “Indiana Jones” movie. Do you agree or disagree with his points? Let us know!

By Robert Fure on May 26, 2008 | Comments

The Ten Coolest Indiana Jones Collectibles of All Time

The Ten Coolest Indiana Jones Collectibles of All Time

It’s been a long time since Indiana Jones last bullwhipped his way into theaters, but now he’s back with a vengeance, and the Indy license never has been hotter. Here’s a look at 10 of the coolest Indiana Jones collectibles from the past, present, and future.

By Jason Dorough on May 21, 2008 | Comments

Ten Movies You Need to See Before Going to Vegas

Ten Movies You Need to See Before Going to Vegas

We have put together this list of must-see films before any Vegas trip. Trust me, it will keep you out of trouble.

By Kevin Carr on May 9, 2008 | Comments

The Seven Greatest Movies with Cop Out Endings

The Seven Greatest Movies with Cop Out Endings

We here in the fancy, cavier-filled world of online movie criticism know that the phrase “Deus Ex Machina” is Latin for “He Who Smelt It, Dealt It,” a concept that can apply to the endings of a number of great films.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on May 7, 2008 | Comments

Eight Summer Movies That Are Sure to Suck Ass

Eight Summer Movies That Are Sure to Suck Ass

For every Iron Man, there is a Made of Honor. And this summer is going to be filled with crap as much as it will be filled with awesomeness. So, in an effort to protect the moviegoing public, here’s my cautionary list of eight summer movies that are sure to suck ass.

By Kevin Carr on May 4, 2008 | Comments

Ten Superheroes Who Deserve Their Own Movie

Ten Superheroes Who Deserve Their Own Movie

Films like this week’s Iron Man give me hope that not just the huge, iconic characters like Superman and Batman are going to get their own film. Knowing that the comic book market is fresh for the picking, here’s ten superheroes who deserve their own movie… and some might actually get it.

By Kevin Carr on May 1, 2008 | Comments

The 15 Must See Movies of Summer 2008

The 15 Must See Movies of Summer 2008

Every year we go through it: What are your most anticipated movies of summer? Which movies will make the most money? What will be the biggest flop? I can’t even begin to think of the infinite variations that we’ve seen of the pre-Summer movie lists. So this year, we are going to do something a little different, but not too far off the beaten path. We’ve set out to give you a guidebook to Summer Movie Season 2008: The 15 Movies that you should not miss, no matter what.

By Neil Miller on April 28, 2008 | Comments

The Ten Hottest Baby Mamas in Movie History

The Ten Hottest Baby Mamas in Movie History

When I first saw the trailers for Baby Mama, I couldn’t help thinking how many other movies have pregnancy in the story somewhere. And since I’m a bit of a pig (yeah, I went there), I couldn’t help but think how many of these pregnant characters were hot.

By Kevin Carr on April 24, 2008 | Comments

Top Ten Urination Scenes in Movie History

Top Ten Urination Scenes in Movie History

You may not have heard about it yet, but there is a hilarious and equally disturbing “R-Kelly moment” in the new film The Forbidden Kingdom. And while this would normally be considered vulgar and obscene by some, I realized how often these moments appear in mainstream movies.

By Kevin Carr on April 17, 2008 | Comments

Ten Reasons Why the Weinsteins Can Kiss My Ass

Ten Reasons Why the Weinsteins Can Kiss My Ass

There was a time when Harvey and Bob Weinstein were the heroes of American cinema. Now, we are seeing that these guys are just big douchebags, like so many other people in the business.

By Kevin Carr on April 14, 2008 | Comments