The Coroner's Report

The Coroner returns with a now classic look at the real ‘new beginning’ of the Friday the 13th franchise – the introduction of the supernatural killer as we now know and love him.

I can pretty much guarantee this is the only site that has given 1200 words to Stan Helsing.

The Coroner puts on his parka for this icy, bug-infested Blu-ray. Err, sorry, “vertebrate” infested Blu-ray.

The Coroner puts on his gas mask and goggles for this post-apocalyptic sci-fi horror combo that features an ultra-bad ass, sadistic robot killer. Nice!

The Coroner jumps back into the 31 Days of Horror mix, bringing with him a self-aware slasher with quite the reputation preceding it already.

The Coroner’s Report jumps back into the 31 Days of Horror game with a look at some direct to video Amusement.

The Coroner chimes in with a detailed review of Jack Ketchum’s Offspring, a surprisingly violent film that hit the child-violence spot, but may not entertain all.

The Coroner takes a hike up Staunton Hill and thinks the view is pretty rotten – and not in a good way.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And bad made for TV horror. ~ The Coroner. Luckily for us all, Fear Itself isn’t all bad.

The Coroner likes Red Velvet cake alright, but how does he feel about the big screen adaptation?

For years, Texan scholars thought Neil Miller was the real Wild Man of the Navidad, but it turns out he is some pelt-wearing man beast. How that is proof its not Neil is beyond me.

The Coroner investigates a report of a Haunting in Connecticut in the High-Def world of Blu-ray.

In the interest of completionism, of course I’m going to talk about Friday the 13th V. This installment of the franchise is a tricky one to talk about.

Jason Voorhees is back for the last time as he meets his match in Corey Feldman! Ok, so he doesn’t stay dead, obviously, but A for effort and B for Boobs.

The Cell 2 wants to get into your mind but should you let it into your Blu-ray player?

If you want a touch of horror with your serving of kink and sex then “The Hunger” just may satisfy your cravings.

Returning to the After Dark Horrorfest III line-up, the Coroner takes a look at one of the best films of this series.

Alien Raiders is not the original title of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but is it better than that infamous pile of CGI ants?

The Coroner saddles up and rides off into the hellish sunset as he battles The Burrowers on DVD.

The Coroner takes some time away from slaughtering nude teens for pleasure and profit to just talk chop-shop with you guys.