STFU

In Kevin’s latest WTF we were informed, gasp, that a straight man is tired of seeing male nudity on-screen. It’s time to make like Paris Hilton, my boy, and suck it up.

Apparently Kevin Carr is fine with dudes talking about making it with animals, but he gets his chest hair in a bunch when it’s an attractive young female edging toward beast-love.

Every week, Kevin Carr vents about the latest Hollywood blunderings in a column called WTF, and every week, an FSR writer rebuts him in a feature we like to call STFU. This week: FBI Warnings.

News for you Kevin Carr: The market for getting fat to win an Oscar is saturated. Time to shut the flab up.

Robert Fure hates a lot of things. Apparently, dogs on IMDB is not one of those things.

The one thing that makes Kevin Carr’s claims totally outrageous is something that no one in our audience knows about. That’s right. I’m about to drop a bombshell. A big one.

Josh Radde takes offense at Kevin Carr’s cheese references, love of Cylon-leadership and empty rhetoric. Why are we still talking about politics on a film website? Your guess is as good as mine.

Every Wednesday, Kevin Carr vents on what Hollywood shenanigans are boggling his mind that week in a feature we call WTF. Every Thursday from now on, an FSR staff member will refute him in a feature appropriately named STFU.