Rumors

Since the (possible) news is so nebulous, would you rather have Charlize Theron or Tom Hardy play Mad Max?

You know it’s a guaranteed thing when a “very reliable source” says it’s so. Could the master of horror be back at the helm for Scream 4?

Oh, Bill. When I think I can’t love you any more, you go and say exactly what most of us have been thinking. People can crank up the hype machine, but without a script, there ain’t no movie yet. And there ain’t no Bill Murray. Yet.

On the other side of the world in Rumorland, the reality is that District 9 star Sharlto Copley has been offered the role of Murdock for The A-Team. Here in our reality, we have no clue whether this is true or not.

I know there are naysayers among you who think the headline above is redundant, who think Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo series has been a joke since the first sequel. However…

For some reason I have to write the word ‘Bilbo’ a ton in this post, and it feels slightly gross. Luckily, I don’t have to write “Ryan Reynolds Cast as Bilbo Baggins,” so that’s a relief.

We’re feeding grist into the mill with the non-news that the next Terminator installment might be set in Merry Olde England.

Katee Sackhoff (”Battlestar Galactica”) reportedly entered L.A.’s Golden Apple comic book store last week for some possible research material.

Less than two months ago we asked our readers to discuss who they think should take on the role of Hal Jordan, aka The Green Lantern, in the upcoming blockbuster film from director Martin Campbell. And as far as we can tell, no one guessed that it would be this guy…

Sometimes movie rumors are started in odd places. And as Russ over at CHUD points out, sometimes even a non-movie related interview can turn out some interesting news — such as the news that Bill Hader may have spilled on ESPN’s The B.S. Report with Bill Simmons.

Like sweet manna from the heavens, movie rumors about the next Wolverine are already popping up. And you’ll love who people are claiming the screenwriter might be. Or not. I don’t pretend to know what makes you happy.

In which a die hard Deadpool fan attempts to calm himself, examine the evidence, reveal rumors, and stop himself from tearing down an office wall out of anger. Could we both be right and wrong about Deadpool? We dissect this popular quasi-hero and decide if a temper tantrum was really necessary.

Don’t get too excited. Danny Boyle is probably getting approached by every project under the sun right now. But if he does take the Bond helm, could he pull it off?

Could it be possible that a rumor we read on the internet isn’t true? My world is crumbling.

Jane Austen is suddenly the hottest commodity in Hollywood. At least zombies have made her that way.

Now that everyone has had time to calm down over the casting of Sylvester Stallone as The Riddler in Batman 3, it’s time to move on to some fresh rumors for other superhero films. Namely, an important and plausible casting rumor for Iron Man 2.

Rachel Weisz as Cat Woman? Robert Pattinson as The Joker? Is anyone taking this seriously?

Remember Steve Guttenberg? The comic wit? The smirk? The abnormally well-defined pectoral muscles? No? Well he remembers you, and like that stalker ex-lover of yours he wants back in your life.

Could Dr. Samuel Sterns be radiating into The Leader for the next Hulk movie?

So many questions. So we’ll have to make up answers.