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This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, we finally utilize the internet to do the show, special guest Kevin Carr can’t stop talking about menstrual blood, and we do our impression of 1930s British Robert Redford.

We do it all for you.

We also manage to review The Blind Side and New MoonOMG.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 33:00ish]

• There Was No News This Week, so We Talk About Al Gore
• And NBC’s Blatant Enviro-Themed Thursday
• All the Other News Involves How Many People Camped Out for New Moon
• And Idris Elba Just Got Cast in Thor as Hilmdall Heimdall, the Man Who Invented the Heimlich Maneuver
• In the Lollipop Forest
• Also, The American Gladiators Movie Hired a Writer
• Neil Is Dead Get Over It Trailer Round Up: Round Two for Clash of the Titans

Segment 2: Reviews [33:00 - 62:0oish]

• The Blind Side
• Twilight Saga: New Moon [Neil's review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [62:00 - Fin]

• Our Favorite Vampire Sports Movies That We Just Made Up: Admit it. You’d go see Million Dollar Rabies.
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?
• Go Eat Turkey. We’ll See You in Two Weeks.

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• Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 11.20.09
• Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 141 – Big Fat Moon
• Exclusive: ‘New Moon’ Screenwriter Talks Adapting Empty Pages and ‘Eclipse’ Additions
• Is Comic-Con Anti-Fangirl?
• Dakota Fanning Officially Joins the Twilight Saga
• Summit Reinvigorates Weitz Into Making More Films
• Twilight Saga: New Moon Sets Records, Hauls in $140 million
• The Reject Report Takes a Bite Out of New Moon

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This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, we sit down with vegetarian film critic Edward Douglas from Comingsoon.net. He turned down tickets to a Metallica show in order to shoot the breeze about music, represents the Germans by sticking up for Roland Emmerich, and can’t say anything about his set visit to Clash of the Titans.

Also somehow, we end up reviewing 2012 and Pirate Radio.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 33:00ish]

• Apparently Roland Emmerich Wants More Independence Days
• Bill Pullman Might Still Be President
• Would You Vote For Him?
• What if it was Zombie Bill Pullman?
• Thought So
• MGM is For Sale, Maybe, So Pull Out Your Wallets
• The Neil Miller Memorial Trailer Roundup: Clash of the Titans Will. Clash. Your. Titans.
• This Becomes a Huge Discussion About Bands Scoring Films, and I’m Not Sure How
• Dance Breaking in the Streets

Segment 2: Reviews [33:00 - 62:0oish]

• 2012 [Rob Hunter's Review]
• Pirate Radio [Cole's Awesome Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [62:00 - Fin]

• On the High Seas: When an indie film like Ink gets the spotlight from Pirate Bay, is it a tacit celebration of piracy? Is there an upside to it? Is wearing an eye patch really necessary?
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?
• Elenore, Gee! We Think You’re Swell

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• ‘Ink’ Producer Responds to Piracy
• Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 140 – 2012 Pounds
• Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 11.13.09
• Review: 2012
• Emmerich Wants to Celebrate ‘Independence Day’ Again. And Again.
• See How Roland Emmerich Blew Up Yellowstone in ‘2012′
• Get Excited: Grainy Pictures of the ‘Clash of the Titans’ Posters
• New 2012 Trailer: No Really, California is Going Down

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This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, I fight my way through nasal congestion to provide another electrifying show thanks completely to my special guests – the soft-spoken John Gholson from Horror’s Not Dead and Sci-fi Squad as well as our very own Culture Warrior, Landon Palmer.

We made zero vagina references despite reviewing The Box. This oversight will be remedied on next week’s show.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 46:00exactly]

• Sean Connery Lives
• Jake Gyllenhaal to Finally Make Movie Where He Wakes Up Inside Another Man’s Body
• A Brokeback Mountain Joke? Really, John?
• Halo Goes Cartoon Style
• Zach Galifiankis Sat on a Wall, Zach Galifianakis Had a Great Fall for Puss in Boots
• Yes, I’m Pronouncing His Name Wrong On Purpose
• We Avoid Making Puns About a Risk Movie
• Toby Kebbell Goes From RocknRolla to Killing Lincoln for Robert Redford
• The Neil’s Dead, Get Over It Trailer Round Up, Time To Move On, A Rope of Sand: Prince of Persia
• Landon Uses the Words “Racist” and “Gussy Up” in the Same Comment
• We Get Sidetracked Into a Deep Discussion About Video Game Movies
• Dance Break: J-Lo Style

Segment 2: Reviews [46:00 - 84:0oish]

• The Box [Cole's Awesome Review]
• The Fourth Kind [Brian Salisbury's Review]
• The Men Who Stare at Goats [Cole's Awesome Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [84:00 - Fin]

• Commercial Properties: At what point are we paying to see commercials up on the big screen? How far off is a Count Chocula movie? When will the trailer pre-roll and the feature presentation be essentially the same?
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?
• We refuse respectfully to be your beast of burden.

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• The Movie Watcher’s Guide To November 2009
• Ruining Film: The Fourth Kind of Spoilers
• Disney’s A Christmas Carol Scares Up $31 Million
• Duncan Jones Will Direct ‘Source Code’ With Jake Gyllenhaal
• Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 11.06.09

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This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, with my interest in horror films waning, we call upon the epic triumvirate of Peter Sciretta from a tiny horror film blog called /film and film producer Aaron Morgan to discuss the finer things in life. Filet Mignon. Fancy hairdos. Anarchy.

Despite Aaron’s constant need to explore the visual limits of radio and Peter’s constant need to derail discussions that don’t deal with Pump Up the Volume, we manage to review This Is It and Gentlemen Broncos.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 36:00orthereabouts]

• We Hilariously take the Pump Up the Volume References to the Breaking Point
• The Witty Commentary Falls To the Floor, but is Christian Slater still a live?
• Men in Black 3 Gets a Tropic Thunder co-writer in Etan Cohen
• Aaron Pitches for Black Men in Black Men 3
• Thor Gets a Sir in Anthony Hopkins as Odin
• Reality vs. Fantasy in Comic Book Adaptations
• Speaking of male nudity, Tony Scott Making Chippendale’s Movie
• The Neil Miller Appropriately Somber Trailer Round-Up: Avatar, Invictus
• No, the Plot to Invictus Has Nothing to Do with Giant Insects
• Peter Keeps Talking About Bring It On, Forcing Me To Cut To…
• …the Dance Break: Come Baby, Come style.

Segment 2: Reviews [36:00 - 64:0oish]

• This Is It [Cole's Awesome Review]
• Gentlemen Broncos [Cole's Awesome Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [64:00 - Fin]

• How Do You Kill The Art of Storytelling? An independent filmmaker and two film journalists take on the idea that independent filmmaking is dead. What do indie filmmakers need to figure out and what do major studios need to concede?
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?
• The Mars Volta rightfully Drowns Out My Goodbyes

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• ‘Ink’ Producer Responds to Piracy
• Disney’s A Christmas Carol Scares Up $31 Million
• The Reject Report Sings a Christmas Carol, Stares At Goats
• For Michael Jackson, This Was It… Sort of
• Tropic Thunder’s Cohen Hired to Write Men in Black 3
• Anthony Hopkins in Talks for Odin in Thor
• The Reject Report Believes This Is It

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This week, on a very special Reject Radio, we put down the booze and sharp objects (that we were using to carve pumpkins), pick up the weapons after getting ambushed, and pull the blankets over our heads out of fear.

Special guest, horror expert and beard enthusiast Peter Hall from Cinematical joins us for the hour.

Also, we somehow manage to review Saw 6, Antichrist, and Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - circa28:00]

• Paranormal Activity crushes at the box office, slaying the dragon that is the Saw franchise
• Scream IV is NOT going to be in 3D, slaying the dragon that is the fad of 3D
• We Hilariously Auction Off Some Drawings for Charity
• Neill Blomkamp has the money for his next film, slaying the dragon that is not having money for a next film
• Neil Miller Memorial Appropriately Somber Trailer Round Up: Pour out a glass for Neil and watch the teaser for Season of the Witch
• Cole says the phrase, “Jesus’ birthday is for pussies” which sounds, out of context, incredibly offensive
• He also claims that Snake Eyes was “genius.” Let’s assume he was being sarcastic
• Dance Break: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems Style. Nothin’s changed but our limp.
• Whatever happened to Mace?

Segment 2: Reviews [28:00 - 60:00ish]

• Saw 6 [Cole's Awesome Review]
• Antichrist [Landon's Review]
• The Vampire’s Assistant [Cole's Awesome Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [60:00 - Fin]

• Our Not-at-all-Spoiler-Free Discussion of Our Favorite and Least Favorite Twists: We grapple with the tougher-than-you’d-think question of what defines a twist and fall in love with hyphenated words. Who sees dead people? Who’s Luke’s father? What’s that thing at the end of Sleepaway Camp? Why are we talking about Love Actually? What are your favorite twists?
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?

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• Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 137 – Fatro Boys
• Fantastic Fest Review: Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant
• The Reject Report Anticipates a Box Office Saw-off
• Review: Saw VI
• 20 Must See Films of Fantastic Fest 2009
• ‘Vampire’s Assistant’ Trailer Introduces Us to the Freaks
• ‘Cirque du Freak’ Tranforms into ‘The Vampire’s Assistant,’ Gets a Release Date

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This week on a very special episode of Reject Radio, Eric Vespe from Aint It Cool News and I wax philosophical about the nature of the beast, we play footsie, we tackle the tough news of the day in a professional manner, we discuss the appalling lack of Terry O’Quinn’s bathroom parts in the remake of The Stepfather, we celebrate the 34th and 4 months anniversary of Jaws, and we avoid offending every single sub-culture and religious group known to man.

Except Zoroastrians. But they’re so damned sensitive.

Also, we review Where the Wild Things Are, The Stepfather, and Law Abiding Citizen with almost assured coherence.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - circa35:00]

• Bill Murray Ain’t Afraid of No Ghosts
• But He is Afraid He Won’t Be Doing Ghostbusters 3 Without the Right Script
• Chris Pine Might Be Jack Ryan For The Hunt for The Patriot of All Fears
• News Flash: Signing a Petition Will Not Make Sam Rockwell an Oscar-winner
• But Moon Busted Up the Awards Ceremony at SITGES
• Cole Hilariously Sends Off for a Free Dell Laptop
• The Neil Miller Appropriately Somber Memorial Wacky Trailer Round Up: Edge of Darkness, Paranormal Activity
• Dance Break – Jai Ho Style

Segment 2: Reviews [35:00 - 62:00ish]

• Where the Wild Things Are [Bethany's Review]
• The Stepfather [Cole's Awesome Review]
• Law Abiding Citizen [Robert Levin's Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [62:00 - Fin]

• 34 Years Of Not Going In the Water: Celebrating Jaws, the invention of the summer blockbuster, the launching of an iconic director, and Eric agrees to take on the Jaws-expert quiz.
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?

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• Where the Wild Things Are Begins With a $32 Million Rumpus
• The Reject Report Goes Where the Wild Things Are
• The Reject Report Believes This Is It
• The Reject Report Anticipates a Box Office Saw-off
• Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 10.16.09
• Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 136 – Where the Fat Things Are
• Fantastic Fest Interview: Ride with ‘Broncos’ Star Jemaine Clement
• Paranormal Activity Cuts Saw VI Down, Wins Weekend

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This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, chaos continues to reign as special guests Bethany Perryman and Brian Salisbury check into Reject HQ, mix up some manly Amaretto Sours, and we discusses the finer points of exploiting a young girl’s congenital defects by naming a show about her “Mermaid Girl.”

Plus, we celebrate National Coming Out Day by (sometimes awkwardly) talking about the role of homosexuality in film. The good, the bad, the exploitative.

All around there’s a lot of exploitation going on.

Also, we review Couple’s Retreat and Bronson for your aural pleasure.

Also, also, there’s a strange, mild buzz in the background that I refuse to be held accountable for.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 47:00abouts]

• Whither Mermaid Girl?
• Christina Aguilera vs. Kristen Bell in an All-Out Brawl for Burlesque. Who will emerge alive?
• Whither Ivan Reitman for Ghostbusters 3?
• Whither Paranormal Activity’s Success?
• Bethany Goes Necro-Gay for Bea Arthur
• Whither Anvil! for The Green Hornet
• Neil Miller’s Somber, Reflective, Appropriately Memorial Trailer Round Up: Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, The Tooth Fairy
  
• Dance Break – Good Vibrations. Sweet Sen-sa-tiiooons.

Segment 2: Reviews [47:00 - 59:00ish]

• Couples Retreat [Cole's Awesome Review]
• Bronson [Neil's Sundance Review and Landon's Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [59:00 - Fin]

• Going Gay for Film: A Celebration of National Coming Out Day 2009 and portrayals of homosexuality in film. Including a great list of films!
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?

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• Scary Good Box Office for Couples Retreat, Paranormal Activity
• Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 10.09.09
• Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 135 – Paranormal Fativity
• The Reject Report Heads Off on a Couples Retreat
• 20 Must See Films of Fantastic Fest 2009
• Seth Rogen Speaks of His 120 Upcoming Projects
• Culture Warrior: What is Hitchcockian Suspense?

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This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, Neil makes his triumphant return to provide meaningful, erudite commentary on the news of the day. Plus! Special Guest Todd Gilchrist (from the internet) elevates the conversation to heights previously unknown. Honest Zombies! Spoiler Alerts! Chaos!

Also, we review Zombieland, The Invention of Lying, and Capitalism: A Love Story

Programming Note: Due to circumstances beyond our control, namely whether or not someone breaks into Neil’s car and steals his laptop and his collection of Billy Ocean cassette tapes, Episodes 19 and 19.5 will never ever ever be available for your listening pleasure. Don’t think of them as being unavailable, though. Think of them as special live-only episodes that you weren’t cool enough to hear live.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 50:00abouts]

• Many Moons of Slumber and Turmoil
• Neil’s Car Gets Hilariously Broken Into
• Will Let Me In and its New Cast Be Sexy Enough?
• David S. Goyer’s 9-Year Old Script is Dusted Off for Ghost Rider 2
• Polanski’s The Ghost Will Be Finished With or Without Him
• Probably Without Him
• Neil Miller Triumphant Return Wacky Trailer Round Up of Death: 2012 Footage, Up in the Air, The Crazies
• Dance Break – Playing that Funky Music

Segment 2: Reviews [50:00 - 81:00ish]

• Zombieland [Brian Salisbury's Review]
• The Invention of Lying [Robert Levin's Review]
• Capitalism: A Love Story

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [81:00 - Fin]

• What’s A Spoiler? We discuss where to draw the line on what makes a spoiler. We also reveal who Luke Skywalker’s father is, so, you know, SPOILER ALERT.
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?

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• Fantastic Fest Review: The Revenant
• Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 10.02.09
• The Reject Report Heads West into Zombieland
• 20 Must See Films of Fantastic Fest 2009
• Reject Radio: Episode 25: Ring-a Ding Ding
• Ruining Film: The Fourth Kind of Spoilers
• 31 Days of Horror: Dance of the Dead

Because we know that you’re trembling in anticipation of next week’s episode of Reject Radio, we’ve decided to make you wait even longer for it by moving it to Monday, September 28th at 1pm. Why would we do something so heinous, arbitrary and uncalled for?

Because we are doing it live from the world famous Alamo Drafthouse amongst the chaos of Fantastic Fest 2009.

So set your internet radio dials for Kill (we don’t mess around with Stun) and be sure to either join us here in Austin to yell obscenities during the broadcast or join us on the internet to, you know, listen to jackasses yell obscenities during the broadcast.

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• 20 Must See Films of Fantastic Fest 2009
• Culture Warrior: Cinemetropolis
• Remember The Alamo: Star Trek’s Big Night in Austin
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This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, we dance our way into your hearts, bleed you dry, and save our best material for the end. (So maybe just skip right to the end).

Also, Robert Fure and I review 9,Whiteout and Sorority Row

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 38:00abouts]

• Jeff Bridges! True Grit!
• Sharlto Copley! The A-Team!
• Nic Cage! No The Green Hornet!
• Judge Dredd! Has a writer!
• Children of the Corn! Being remade!
• Halloween 3D! Has a director!
• Dance Break! U Can’t Touch This. Seriously, U can’t.
• Neil Miller Memorial Somber Trailer Round-Up: Up in the Air asks us to put our wives in our backpacks

Segment 2: Reviews [38:00 - 60:00ish]

• 9 [Cole's Awesome Review]
• Whiteout [Robert Levin's Review]
• Sorority Row [Cole's Awesome Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [60:00 - Fin]

• Bloody Great Horror: We take a look at movies with buckets and buckets of blood. Yes, we included Braindead. Plus! Fure shares his Blood Recipe. Double plus! How To Use Blood in your production! WARNING: Fure uses the word ’subcutaneous.’
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?

Robert Fure’s Low-Fat Alcoholic Blood Recipe

1. 16 oz. Karo Syrup
2. 2 tbls Milk
3. .3 fl. oz. Red Dye (the whole bottle)
4. 2-4 drops Green Dye
5. 4-6 drops Yellow Dye
6. 6-8 drops Blue Dye
7. 3 splashes Vodka

Use Milk and Blue Dye to keep it thick and dark. The Vodka keeps the milk from spoiling. If you need more blood (and you will), you do the math.

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• Damon, Brolin Complete Window Dressing for ‘True Grit’
• Box Office: Tyler Perry Does $24 Million All By Himself
• Will The Duke Abide Jeff Bridges In The Coen’s ‘True Grit’ Remake?
• Reject Report: Tyler Perry Does Box Office All By Himself
• Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 131 – I Can Do Fat All By Myself
• The Movie Watcher’s Guide To September 2009
• Watch: The Bloody ‘Sorority Row’ Babes Hit the Showers

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Oh world! The theaters have been jam packed with terrible movies for the past two weekends (The Final Destination is top at the Box Office two weeks in a row…) so we’re at a loss as to what to discuss. Luckily, special co-host Kevin Carr finds a way to illuminate us all on the finer points of animated pornography.

It’s Labor Day. Get off the internet and go fly a kite or something. There’s BBQing to be done!

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 44:00orso]

• Kevin Eats a Five-foot Tall Tower of Nachos Every Labor Day
• Who Isn’t Excited for Big Momma’s House 3? Because They Should Be Lynched
• Can Rambo 5 Go Science Fiction Without Sucking?
• Favreau Heads to the Old West in His Space Ship for Cowboys and Aliens
• Iron Man 2 Shouldn’t Be 3D. Iron Man 3 Is More than Welcome To.
• Remember How You Wanted Another Fantastic Four Movie from Fox? Neither Do We.
• Your Grandma is Pissed: Newspapers Won’t Have Theater Times Anymore
• Kevin Admits That He’s Into Furries and Animated Porn
• Dance Break! The Chopped and Screwed Funk Soul Brotha
• Neil’s Memorial Totally Somber Trailer Round Up: Boondock Saints II

Segment 2: Reviews [44:00 - 63:00orthat]

• Gamer [Robert Levin's Review]
• Extract [Cole's Awesome Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [63:00 - Fin]

• Seriously, it’s a holiday. Go hang out at the pool.
• Cole’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who Made the Top of the Box Office This Week?

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• WTF: 2D or Not 2D, That Is the Question
• Box Office: Moviegoers Take Labor Day Weekend Off
• The Reject Report Controls It’s Gamer
• Iron Man 2 Goes Viral, Jon Favreau Talks 3D, IMAX for Iron Man 3
• Iron Man 2 Trailer in Front of Sherlock Holmes?
• Go Behind the Scenes of Iron Man 2 in French
• Jon Favreau Still Not Directing The Avengers

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This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, our very own Kevin Carr drops by to tell us about Ashton Kutcher’s penis, the state of modern horror, and his displeasure over the crappy economy.

Wait, what’s wrong with the economy?!

Also, we review Halloween 2, The Final Destination, and Taking Woodstock.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 37:00abouts]

• There is no way possible ever that Batman 3 will be filmed fully in IMAX ever of all time.
• Rob Zombie wants to remake The Blob with no Blob
• “You don’t know Rob Zombie like I do. You don’t hear what he says to me when we’re alone,” – The Horror Genre
• Were there boobs in the remake?
• Korean-born Kim Ji-Woon to make English-language debut with remake of French film Max and the Junkmen
• Neil attempts to talk about Twilight: New Moon for some reason
• Neil’s Crazy, Wacky, Hilarious, MadCap Trailer Round Up – The Descent 2, The Men Who Stare At Goats, An Education
• Dance Break! Get Out Your Seat and Jump Around, if you would

Segment 2: Reviews [37:00 - 63:00ish]

• The Final Destination [Kevin Carr's Review]
• Halloween 2 [Rob Zombie is the Insane Clown Posse of Directors]
• Taking Woodstock [Robert Levin's Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [63:00 - Fin]

• Christmas in July, Horror in August: What makes a great horror film in the first place? We explore our favorite horror films, and Neil chooses a bunch of comedies
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?

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This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, Rob Hunter stops by and plays both the roles of Neil Miller and Bethany Perryman despite having never taken an acting class in his life. I, on the other hand, continue to deliver insightful, intelligent, and witty commentary on the nature of fart jokes while Hunter blathers on and on about the recent releases and topical movie news.

Inglourious Basterds Reviewed! Thirst Reviewed! Those reviews reviewed! Plus, advice on car maintenance.

Fresh out the box. Stop, look and watch! Ready yet? Get set! It’s…Reject Radio.

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On This Week’s Show:

Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 45:00abouts]

• We are the highest rated show of all time on iTunes
• Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis to Pretentiously Have Sex with Each Other for Aronofsky’s Black Swan
• The Wizard of Oz Celebrates 70 Years by Returning to the Big Screen
• Apparently the sequel to Hancock Won’t be Called Tonight, He Comes Again
• But Should Peter Berg make Battleship first?
• Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Gets Deep with Bioshock Adaptation
• Neil’s Crazy, Wacky, Hilarious, Madcap Trailer Roundup: The Tournament, Avatar, Wolfman, Inception, Youth In Revolt
• Dance Break! It’s your chance. Do your dance at the Space Jam. Alright.

Segment 2: Reviews [45:00 - 83:00ish]

• Inglourious Basterds [Hunter's Review]
• Thirst [Hunter's Review]
• World’s Greatest Dad [Neil's Review]

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [83:00 - The End]

• The Gloriously Basterdized History of WWII – Does historical accuracy really matter in film in the first place?
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office Guesses: Who took the top spot this week?

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Despite the fact that we know you all build your Sunday nights around Reject Radio, sometimes we run into a few snags.And this week, we’re having some issues this week that will prevent us from bringing you the best damn movie podcast on the internet (and beyond).

But don’t fear, friends, as we will be back tomorrow night with a very special weeknight extravaganza. Join myself, Dr. Cole Abaius and a host of awesome guests as we talk about Inglorious Basterds, World’s Greatest Dad and the indie vampire sensation Thirst, from director Park Chan Wook. It’s sure to be a great show — or at least a mediocre one.

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This week on a very special episode of Reject Radio, we finally succumb to the will of the people and invite FSR occasional sex columnist Bethany Perryman and a bottle of red wine to guest host the show.

But don’t think we’ll just do whatever you guys say from now on or anything.

We muddled through the news and trailers to visit District 9 and celebrate our favorite theater in the nation – The Alamo Drafthouse.

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Segment 1: Ripped From the Headlines [0:00 - 39:00]

• Bryan Singer to re-envision the re-envisioning of Battlestar Galactica
• Christoper McQuarrie re-envisions Wolverine’s Origins in Japan
• Someone will build a Lego movie out of Lincoln Logs
• Dr. Parnassus’s Imaginarium will come to the U.S.
• Avatar will drop a trailer on Thursday leading up to it’s own holiday on Friday

Neil’s Crazy Trailer

Round-Up [25:00 - 39:00]

• Law Abiding Citizen
• Legion
• Gentleman Broncos
  

Segment 2: Reviews [39:00 - 75:00ish]

• The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
• District 9
  
• 500 Days of Summer and Moon and The Hurt Locker are Still Out for you to Find

Segment 3: The World Famous Third Segment [64:00 - The End]

• The Alamo Drafthouse: The world’s best theater in the world of all time ever.
• Dr. Abaius’s Totally Accurate Box Office
  

  Guesses: Who Took the Top of the Box Office This Week?

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