With 5 “of the Dead” films already done and another on the way, we decided to lighten Romero’s workload by coming up with the titles and plots for his next seven films.

I am going to file this under “Humor” but it is more along the lines of “mildly funny, worth a look on a slow day.” So, if you are having a slow day and you dig a laugh at the expense of Harry Potter, this should be right up your alley.

Film adaptations of book seem to be pretty popular these days. Here’s one that I would like to see.

And no, unfortunately they don’t write for us here at Film School Rejects.

To the untrained eye (and unjaded soul) the headline above may appear to be misleading hyperbole. But no, these are hard facts taken directly from the author’s own mouth.

Nicholas Meyer is penning the script for a project on George Washington that will probably focus on his leading America to independence instead of his time-traveling robot past.

Yesterday we showed you our first online look at Les Grossman, the booty-dancing, over the top studio executive played by Tom Cruise Tropic Thunder. But that was just a picture, today we’ve got video.

There’s an ad campaign over at scarlettjohansson.com promising the chance to score a threesome with the hot, young star. Not only are we entering it, we’re winning it. With your help.

With quotes this big, you would think that Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly and Peter Travers of Rolling Stone were official sponsors of the upcoming film Hamlet 2.

I am anxiously awaiting the start of the fourth season, which will hit the airwaves of FX on September 18 at 10:00pm. And in an attempt to drum up some buzz for the fourth season, the drunken comedic masterminds set off to do a little music video entitled “Going Back to Philly.”

Fat, follicle-free, and funny, Tom Cruise may yet get back in favor with his formerly rabid fans in his role as Les Grossman, the overweight, foul-mouthed, bald studio head in Ben Stiller’s Tropic Thunder.

Thanks to the wonders of the internet and the scruple-less folks who traverse it, YouTube has a leaked copy of the theme song three months before the film’s release… In a manner of speaking.

We can probably chalk this one up as the most ridiculous, yet oddly intriguing thing that we will report all day.

If you are yet to gain insight into the shenanigans at hand in Hamlet 2, perhaps you should check out the following video clips, which were sent over to us by the fine folks at Focus Features this afternoon.

When Neil asked me to wrap up my Con experience, I immediately thought about love. By now hopefully you’ve seen my brand of love – face punches.

As expected, the Rain of Madness continues as we build up to the release of Tropic Thunder on August 13th. This time we meet the effects wizard and stunt coordinator, Cody Keith Underwood.

Throughout the history of cinema, actors, writers and directors have brought us very different views of what it’s like to be in high school. But how accurate is the portrayal of high school in movies? What if high school really was how Hollywood made it out to be?

Another clip has been revealed from the behind the scenes faux doc Rain of Madness, which chronicles the making of Tropic Thunder. This time, Steve Coogan and Jack Black have a little tiff.

You don’t even know who Atom Egoyan is, do you?

The online blitz of tongue and cheek advertising for Paramount’s Tropic Thunder continues this morning with a look at the film’s big time action hero Tugg Speedman.